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Craziest dream this morning. I was some sort of Indiana Jones character, and I had a sidekick. Man, he was like a cross between Data from goonies all grown up and Barney Fife. =\
Anyhow, we are deep down low--like in the bowels of a huge complex, like a factory or a castle or something. We are searching this store room, its long and dusty with huge shelves on the right side. The shelves are full of miscellaneous junk, old broken parts, rusty tools etc. Towards the end of the room there is a door leading to a smaller room full of metal barrels.
My partner and I are searching the room, and we both have skinny green hoses--spraying this gas. it was called Lucent. Lucent gas was some sort of poison for snakes and cobras. While my partner was spraying the back room, I felt kinda suspicious. I followed the hose, and I saw that it connected to the next room. I enter the hallway, and I peek into the next room-which is a mirror image of the room i was just in.
From the doorway I can see that the room is guarded by a scary looking ropey muscled guard--who is dressed kinda crazy. In like, a loincloth and a crazy Aztec head-dress. I can also see that the hose for the Lucent gas has been cut. I creep back into the other room, and my first instinct is to warn my side-kick, but knowing that he is incompetent, I decide to let him continue to "spray" the back room. It would buy me some time.
I frantically (but as quiet as I could) started searching the shelves for some sort of weapon. There were huge rusty barrels, huge rusted scissors/shears (no good), and these huge wrenches.. like 3 or 4 feet long.
The door slams open, and the crazy Aztec guard spots me, and starts doing some crazy slow war dance as he advances towards me.
"He's here! He's here! There's somebody in here!" I shouted to my sidekick as I grabbed the nearest object. It was a 60lbs wrench. I grabbed it, and was gonna hurl it at the guard, in hopes to bowl him over. So, I heave the wrench at him, and as it is in mid air.. my STUPID sidekick comes out of the back room making some retarded ass Kung Fu noises and Karate Kid Crane Moves/Epilleptic breakdancing. Both me and the Guard are so shocked at how retarded and random that was.. then I wake up.
My mouth agape. Frustrated. Why on Earth was I cursed with such an idiot??? Haha! I woke up SO pissed off!
Anyhow, we are deep down low--like in the bowels of a huge complex, like a factory or a castle or something. We are searching this store room, its long and dusty with huge shelves on the right side. The shelves are full of miscellaneous junk, old broken parts, rusty tools etc. Towards the end of the room there is a door leading to a smaller room full of metal barrels.
My partner and I are searching the room, and we both have skinny green hoses--spraying this gas. it was called Lucent. Lucent gas was some sort of poison for snakes and cobras. While my partner was spraying the back room, I felt kinda suspicious. I followed the hose, and I saw that it connected to the next room. I enter the hallway, and I peek into the next room-which is a mirror image of the room i was just in.
From the doorway I can see that the room is guarded by a scary looking ropey muscled guard--who is dressed kinda crazy. In like, a loincloth and a crazy Aztec head-dress. I can also see that the hose for the Lucent gas has been cut. I creep back into the other room, and my first instinct is to warn my side-kick, but knowing that he is incompetent, I decide to let him continue to "spray" the back room. It would buy me some time.
I frantically (but as quiet as I could) started searching the shelves for some sort of weapon. There were huge rusty barrels, huge rusted scissors/shears (no good), and these huge wrenches.. like 3 or 4 feet long.
The door slams open, and the crazy Aztec guard spots me, and starts doing some crazy slow war dance as he advances towards me.
"He's here! He's here! There's somebody in here!" I shouted to my sidekick as I grabbed the nearest object. It was a 60lbs wrench. I grabbed it, and was gonna hurl it at the guard, in hopes to bowl him over. So, I heave the wrench at him, and as it is in mid air.. my STUPID sidekick comes out of the back room making some retarded ass Kung Fu noises and Karate Kid Crane Moves/Epilleptic breakdancing. Both me and the Guard are so shocked at how retarded and random that was.. then I wake up.
My mouth agape. Frustrated. Why on Earth was I cursed with such an idiot??? Haha! I woke up SO pissed off!
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