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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken
there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken
there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes
outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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