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  • Moroon Survives Lion Attack At Zoo

    http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/2758622/detail.html

    The amateur video shows Lucas Tomas, 22, being attacked by the animal. Tomas scaled a wall and jumped into the lion's pit, then began holding out his jacket as if it were a bullfighter's cape, challenging one of the two lions inside to attack him.

    One of the lions reacted by pouncing on the man and knocking him to the ground, then biting him repeatedly.

    Tomas was saved when a nearby policeman fired several shots into the air to scare the cat away, giving Tomas the chance to climb out. Tomas, who suffered minor injuries to his hands, arms and face, was taken to a local hospital

    According to hospital officials, Tomas says he was ordered by voices from God to go in and taunt the lions.
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  • #2
    Sometimes it amazes me how stupid people really are!

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    • #3
      That was pretty dick of God.

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      • #4
        Re: Moroon Survives Lion Attack At Zoo

        Originally posted by urso8up
        http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/2758622/detail.html

        According to hospital officials, Tomas says he was ordered by voices from God to go in and taunt the lions.
        What was god telling these morons:

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        • #5
          WTF? Why did that police man save that dude. This guy does not need to be contributing to the gene pool. Natural selection, natural selection.!:D

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          • #6
            Originally posted by woodard
            WTF? Why did that police man save that dude. This guy does not need to be contributing to the gene pool. Natural selection, natural selection.!:D
            :rofl: :rofl:

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            • #7
              damn dumbass's these days!

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              • #8
                Well, I have worked for God a long time and I just can't hear him talking to me. I doubt seriously he would have said hey dude jump in there and taunt the Lions. I think he may have said Hey Dumbass don't jump in there and mess with my animals!!!! Man people still manage to surprise me. I agree what Woodard said. Preacher:angel:

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                • #9
                  If God ever told me to do something that stupid, I'd go home and burn my bible....

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                  • #10
                    Wow God sucks for telling him that, Lucky for him the cat just wanted to play

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                    • #11
                      Later on in the hospital emergency room....

                      Attack Victim:
                      "What? What's that, God? Ohhh...you said, 'DON'T jump in there and taunt that Lion!' Doh!"

                      Voice of God in his head:
                      "Get your hearing checked while you're there too..........dumbass."

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