i am scared when i get up in the middle of the night to pee i might run into the wall and knock a hole in it with my pecker. my wife is showing signs of wear as well. she carries a stick and if i come within 3 feet i get my skull cracked. also its expensive i have wore holes in two of her jeans hunchin on her leg. and my left arm is gettin bigger than my right.
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LOL!!!!!!! Enjoy!Originally posted by jipped genes
i am scared when i get up in the middle of the night to pee i might run into the wall and knock a hole in it with my pecker. my wife is showing signs of wear as well. she carries a stick and if i come within 3 feet i get my skull cracked. also its expensive i have wore holes in two of her jeans hunchin on her leg. and my left arm is gettin bigger than my right.

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