the worst sexual experience

[rude]

I have heard of the show but never seen it

[dreamgirl]

I can't believe you guys aren't circumsized! I have never even seen an uncircumsized penis in real life... everyone I've ever seen was. how funny.... why aren't you, just wondered... my husband & I have always talked about this because I don't want it done if we have a son and he does. What do you all think?

[MrMuscle]

Im from norway, its an other culture and religion.
Nobody is cutting my Stanley.

[dreamgirl]

mr. muscle, do you get infections more often... that's the reason so many are done here in the US.

[MrMuscle]

No, nothing has ever happend to my Stanley.
We also got soap over here you know:)

[LauLau418]

Ok - so I have a horrible story -
My boyfriend and I went on a cruise together a few years ago.
We had been laying out by the pool drinking all day - and then went out for dinner and continued drinking throughout dinner - and well into the night.
At this point we are both bombed and we went stumbling back to our cabin.
We started fooling around and I was trying to be very sexy (which is extremely hard to do when you are as drunk as I was!!)
So, I got on my hands and knees and started licking and kissing his chest - working my way down to his underwear.
When I got there I decided to try and pull his underwear down with my teeth -

A few moments later - he screamed -
You can pretty much figure the rest of the story out - but thank god - no permanent damage or anything!

The moral of the story is -
when you have consumed THAT much alcohol - DO NOT try and be sexy or seductive!! It just doesn't work......

[edvedr]

Originally posted by rude
My worst experience was like 3 or 4 years ago with my Girlfriend. We were having sex, and then she decided to do the titty f*ck to me. Well, she went way to low, and I hear a popping noise (the kind you hear when you pop open a bottle of champein) and my weiner was bleeding all over. She went too low and it popped my penis skin :( . I bleeded so much I filled a towel up with blood and I large napkin. That was horrible pain, I nearl fainted when I saw my weiner. I ended up seeing the doctor, a week or so later, and he gave me some cream to "grow" a new skin. That was by far my worst sexual experience

OK NOW THATS A BAD SEXUAL EXPERIENCE:woot:

[Shibby]

Originally posted by dreamgirl
I can't believe you guys aren't circumsized! I have never even seen an uncircumsized penis in real life... everyone I've ever seen was. how funny.... why aren't you, just wondered... my husband & I have always talked about this because I don't want it done if we have a son and he does. What do you all think?

Well from what I understand, It's a big deal to get it done later if you don't. I would just think about it being the common thing in the states and your son may grow up being embaresed by it and resent you. IMO you should do it. Kids have enough insecrities to worry about growing up. Yeah they should learn to look past things like that. But the reality is they won't.

[rude]

Originally posted by dreamgirl
I can't believe you guys aren't circumsized! I have never even seen an uncircumsized penis in real life... everyone I've ever seen was. how funny.... why aren't you, just wondered... my husband & I have always talked about this because I don't want it done if we have a son and he does. What do you all think?

Im not circumsized because my mom didnt want to do that to me cause it would hurt (when they did it to my older brother he cried a lot). I wish she did though, since all babies cry when their in pain.

If I were you I would have the circumsizion done to your son, if you have one since most people are cirmumsized. But it doesnt really matter since if he doesnt like the addtional skin then he can get circumsized later in life (although I hear its painful at an older age) :)

[BuddyBoy]

My worst experience ever was when I went to go visit an exboyfriend of mine. (I was no longer with him, and I had neevr had sex with him, I was.. 17).. and he took me out to some club, and snuck me in to the 21 and over side..

anyhow, the club was fun, but he wasnt becuase he was obviously still into me, and it wasnt reciprocal. Anyhow, we came home, and went to bed, and I woke up and he was in bed with me :puke: and he was giving me head and I was all WTF??? and he was SICK, he was all hairy and I swear to gah his weener was like 2 inches long erect and one inch around..

the *WORST* experience ever. I pushed him off me and told him to leave me alone..

man it was awkward.

[dreamgirl]

thank you rude and shibby, what you have said is the case my husband makes... if this time around we have a boy, I'm sure we'll have it done, but left soley up to me, I think I'd leave it alone... we lucked out before, it was a girl

[jipped genes]

Re: Re: Re: Re: the worst sexual experience

Originally posted by edvedr
that sounds more like an experience that failed to become a sexual experience!!:D

well, i told you this would make all guys weep. she was going full speed when a ring she was wearing turned around.

i knew something was wrong, the girl was looking at her hand and it was black in the dim light. i flipped on the lamp as i felt warm fluid running between my legs and on my stomach. it was blood obviously. an erect penis can pump out blood at an incredible rate. the girl screamed i screamed we screamed. my buddy came busting in pulling up his pants. i dont remember much after that i was in and out of conciousness due to shock. i woke in a hospital with my guy all bandaged up. they had to have a surgeon come in to fix me.

it took 17 stitches (no comments like "i didnt think it was big enough for 17 stitches" please) and 8 weeks to heal. at 16 a guy gets hard if the wind blows up his shorts which made the recovery take so long. luckily he pulled through and we have had much fun together. i call him my miricle penis who overcame a horrible tragedy to triumph over both psychological and physical damage done by this. i have a scar that will always remind me of this event.

[edvedr]

i don't feel so good, and i have a sudden urge to hug and comfort you. i would not wish that on my worst enemy!

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by edvedr
i don't feel so good, and i have a sudden urge to hug and comfort you. i would not wish that on my worst enemy!

thank you, 18 years later i am close to being over it. LOL i guess its one of those things that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

[Ditsz]

Originally posted by rude
yup me too :( I havent done the titty f*ck since that happend

GASP!!!!!!!!! rude, you poor thang!! That is one of the most painful stories I have ever heard, even hubbie screwed up his face in pain hearing that one!!!:(