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A gas station in "redneck country" was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex. The buyer then guessed 8; and the proprietor said, "No, but you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy "Bubba" this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
His buddy said "No tain't Billy Ray, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
Soon a "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex. The buyer then guessed 8; and the proprietor said, "No, but you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy "Bubba" this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
His buddy said "No tain't Billy Ray, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
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