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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving an old guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a Nazi. He gave me a shitty smile and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse-shit.
He finished the second ticket, put it on the windshield with the first, then started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
When I came out, there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving an old guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a Nazi. He gave me a shitty smile and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse-shit.
He finished the second ticket, put it on the windshield with the first, then started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
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