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    After lurking for a few days, I thought I'd be a good sport and submit myself for public ridicule by posting a picture of myself along with my introduction.

    If I were smart, (apparently I'm not...) I'd post a pic of me standing beside a normal human instead of with one of the biggest bodybuilders of all time. But everyone recognizes Big Lou and I thought he'd be a good point of reference.

    I'm 6'-4" and about 255 lbs. in this shot taken in August. I've since put on about 20 lbs. (mostly muscle) since then. I hope to reach 300 lbs. in the next 12 to 18 months. 275 is my normal weight, but my lean body mass is increasing.

    I'm on my third cycle of Rx. prescribed cyp. and deca. Mild doses to be sure, but I feel like I'm 20 again. I've never tried anything harder and nothing without a prescription. 100% legal for you law enforcement types.

    "Gwarpig" is an amalgamation of "GWAR" and "Warpigs" in case you're wondering.

    According to Auriflex's decree, as a newbie I'm supposed to post a pic of a hot co-worker, friend, wife or neighborhood slut. But I realize that all of us males on this forum only look at women for their internal beauty and that looks can be fleeting and insignificant and that true inner beauty is all that counts here. Therefore I'll respect the wishes of the majority and refrain from posting pics of me with some really hot pieces of ass!

    Da 'Pig
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  • #2
    welcome

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    • #3
      Glad to have ya

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      • #4
        Alright, we need more sly humor, glad to have ya.

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        • #5
          Welcome to SM bro :cool:

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          • #6
            Whats up. I thought I was the only GWAR fan.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by speedracer59
              Whats up. I thought I was the only GWAR fan.

              I've seen GWAR about 6 times. Coincidentally, I wore my Dave Brockie Experience t-shirt to the gym last night. Too bad the band has fallen apart so much in the past few years.


              If Auriflex and I resemble, then he must be awful damn pretty!

              Thanks for the warm reception everyone.

              Headin' out----shoulders and cardio today.

              Piggy

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              • #8
                Welcome!

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                • #9
                  welcome and good job u look massive bro

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by speedracer59
                    Whats up. I thought I was the only GWAR fan.
                    SADAM A GOGO :D

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                    • #11
                      welcome gwar

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