Seeing as how Spidey is a huge Nelson Montana fan, I thought he'd get a kick out of this. This is the "Primer" in advertising for a new product from ProteinFactory...
From Nelson:
Hahaha..... the guy who is the anti-supplement, got bought out....
From Nelson:
This August, Protein Factory will be releasing two new supplements that every serious bodybuilder will want to know about.
One is an amazing compound that will increase the nitrogen retention of any food you eat. In other words, if you're on the run and have to grab a couple of slices of pizza, all you'll need to do is take some of this substance and suddenly the amino acid ratio goes from crappy to that of a high protein meal. I know that sounds like a stretch, but the principle here is truly revolutionary, yet it's really pretty basic. You'll see what we mean...soon. And no, they aren't just "protein pills" (although if you wanted, you can take a handful anytime to boost nitrogen retention). It's a formula that requires no digestion so every amino is instantly absorbed into the bloodstream. Perfect for post workout! It contains a patented delivery system guaranteed to increase anabolism, without hormones or hormone derivatives. And if you use it while on a cycle you can expect BIG improvements in terms of actual gains. No joke. This stuff is going to change everything. We can't give the name of the product because the title has yet to clear with the patent office, but it's pretty cool -- if I do say so myself.
The other product is a seemingly simple multi vitamin/mineral, but it's guaranteed to be more complete than anything you can find on the market today. Besides every micro nutrient, and trace mineral beneficial to the bodybuilder (and the exclusion of some stuff that should never be included in a vit/min formula but often is) it'll contain ingredients that increase anabolism while supporting the HPTA, not suppressing it.
One is an amazing compound that will increase the nitrogen retention of any food you eat. In other words, if you're on the run and have to grab a couple of slices of pizza, all you'll need to do is take some of this substance and suddenly the amino acid ratio goes from crappy to that of a high protein meal. I know that sounds like a stretch, but the principle here is truly revolutionary, yet it's really pretty basic. You'll see what we mean...soon. And no, they aren't just "protein pills" (although if you wanted, you can take a handful anytime to boost nitrogen retention). It's a formula that requires no digestion so every amino is instantly absorbed into the bloodstream. Perfect for post workout! It contains a patented delivery system guaranteed to increase anabolism, without hormones or hormone derivatives. And if you use it while on a cycle you can expect BIG improvements in terms of actual gains. No joke. This stuff is going to change everything. We can't give the name of the product because the title has yet to clear with the patent office, but it's pretty cool -- if I do say so myself.
The other product is a seemingly simple multi vitamin/mineral, but it's guaranteed to be more complete than anything you can find on the market today. Besides every micro nutrient, and trace mineral beneficial to the bodybuilder (and the exclusion of some stuff that should never be included in a vit/min formula but often is) it'll contain ingredients that increase anabolism while supporting the HPTA, not suppressing it.

Comment