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Clever Woman
> >There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
> >money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to
> >take all my money and put it in the casket with me.
> >I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his
> >wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she
> >would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> >Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> >wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> >her.
> >When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
> >got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
> >"Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the
> >box and put it in the casket.
> >Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
> >away.
> >So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> >that money in there with your husband."
> >The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
> >word.
> >I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
> >"You mean to tell you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
> >"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account
> >and wrote him a check.
> >If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Clever Woman
> >There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
> >money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to
> >take all my money and put it in the casket with me.
> >I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his
> >wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she
> >would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> >Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> >wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> >her.
> >When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
> >got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
> >"Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the
> >box and put it in the casket.
> >Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
> >away.
> >So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> >that money in there with your husband."
> >The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
> >word.
> >I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him."
> >"You mean to tell you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
> >"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account
> >and wrote him a check.
> >If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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