Hormones and PMS..........

[AsianPersuasian]

Hormones
>
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
>man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
>hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
>license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
>other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
> 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect

[BBAddict]

:rofl:

[coffee-guy]

Women...

[coffee-guy]

:rofl:

Gotta love the woman:)

Yeah - you just ain't always gotta like 'em....

[Puddles]

Men wonder why we act the way we do?

[AsianPersuasian]

So true So true.

[coffee-guy]

But I also wear the pants:D Well at least I think so:rofl:

No - you don't...

:P

[dot1]

Women, can't live with them and can't shoot them. ;)