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Living with a female IFBB Pro, from a man's perspective
posted by Meat
Ok Jenner, I'll give it my best shot. Below is my experience with a gf who was an IFBB Pro. No, I won't give her name out of respect, and the fact that she has to be "natural," which is a joke. She doesn't read any of the bb boards as she doesn't have time with her job, and everything else she has going on. She and I still talk time to time, and we get along well even though I was the one who broke it off. Maybe you gals can get value from this post as I know she had a female following, as males seem to have a male following. It's one of those "I want that look." Or, "I want something similar," hence the females following females, and males following what males were doing.
Anyhow, we met at the Arnold Classic expo as I knew she lived 30 miles from me, and introduced myself. I was an NPC National competitor, and she had jus gotten her pro card. We got along well over the weekend, and yes, our first date was me driving to meet her at her gym to train. Lol! After I showered, and changed, she took me to her house to do the same. No. Nothing out of the way. Lol We ran around all afternoon, and things clicked. She was really cute, but was VERY intimidating due to her size, and the fact that she benches 225 for reps. When she and I walked in her gym, the place seemed to stop. She was the known-freak there, but here I come in, and people watched us train which was strange. And yes, her training damn near kicked my ass!
As for how things were while together, everything she (and I) did revolved around food. Even in her "off season" she ate clean. Instead of eating a pizza, we'd go to subway, and she'd get a turkey salad with extra meat. When we left hers or my house, we always had an insulated bag with pre-prepared food, bottles of water, aminos, etc., As far as her off season, that means she was either cutting for an event, or building mass.
She would lose her abs when building mass, but not by much. When she dialed down to contest-prepped condition, she did it like clockwork, and had wicked abs, vascularity, grainy, huge, and was even more intimidating. I liked her either way, but kinda preferred the way she looked mid cutting cycle.
Foods:
She ate six-eight times a day. Neither her nor I drank protein shakes, creatine, etc., We'd usually prep a week's worth of food on Sunday, and yes, her kitchen would look like a bomb went off in it during. It usually took about three hrs, and We'd have food in containers going in the fridge, and the other half in the freezer to maintain nutrients, and freshness. I can list what we usually ate if you gals want to know.
Training:
She even got me doing this, and no, we didn't over-train
Mon-fri morning weights, followed by evening weights. When cutting, she'd do am cardio, and weights in the evening. Saturday was 45 minutes of abs. And I mean a wicked an training session! I can post the training split if you gals want that too.
Gear:
She used 100mgs test/week, 100mgs deca, and 4iu's gh. Yes, that's it, but those are much higher doses than I've read about you gals here using. Yes, she actually got this stuff prescribed. She has a professional job making good $, and could afford to fly to (I'll leave the state out), to get what she needed. As for cutting, she used 200mgs Primo she got from her gal friends, test prop 50mg/week, T3, and 20mgs var/day with the same gh dose.
She dropped the GH six weeks from stage ("thickens the skin"), and dropped the primo and test a month out. It was var from there on, and the week of the show, just var and dyazide.
The good:
She has more trophies than I can count. I used to get her ready for the stage with the jan tan, Pam spray, red wine, Pringles, etc,. I can explain if necessary.
The bad:
She's been training for 22 years. She was natural for more than half that time. I know I'm leaving a ton out, but am brain dead tired. Anyhow:
-voice change. She sounded a little like a "boyish little old lady."
- her chin, and face changed. I have a massive square chin. She has a small squared chin. Lol!
- backne. Yes, she got acne on her back, as well as face. We used numerous topicals to keep it at bay. Ask if curious. Sorry if I'm being lazy.
- facial hair. Yes, she used to tweeze MANY facial hairs, and that was strange seeing.
- yes, she had some hair on her butt cheeks. Yes, she had a nice butt, however, she did start shaving it. I know. That one was tough for me to see...
- clitoral hypertrophy. Yes, even gals who are natural often have this due to getting down to single digit body fat, which causes quite the hormonal change. Guys don't mind this. At least I didn't. I liked her, and accepted her for whatever she had. Her clitoris was quite large. If any of you looked up Denise Masino, hers was actually even a shade larger than Denise's. again, not a prob for me. I'm not shallow enough to not like her for that. The one thing I'll point out is she already had clitoral hypertrophy as a natural. When she added high doses (high IMO), of test, deca, primo, and var, that's what really did something down there.
As for the bedroom, I'll keep it clean, or try. Yes, I liked her, and always "kissed her" where she liked for as long as she wanted as I like doing that. Lol! What I didn't necessarily like was the 5x/day breaking my _____. Yes, mornings, in the SUV after the gym, evenings, wooded areas (lol), and when I was trying to sleep at 0300. When she was on top, it was a little odd when i held her by her shoulders, as they were huge... anyhow, When she was off "the gas," things were more normal if not even a little boring at 3x/week. Lol!
Problem was, when she was on the gas, she couldn't sleep well, and was absolutely so horny, I'd literally look for excuses to go to my own house some evenings. She was always in a good mood when on. When off? Omg!!! Crazier than I can describe! Depressed, lack of energy, happy one minute, then ready to cry the next, and even accuse me of wanting some gym girl, which I NEVER did. I know, I'll lose man points, but I've never strayed while in a relationship. Look on occasion, yes. 1.5g test/week, and 800mgs masteron... Sorry. Lol
I was always on the gas, and didn't have these issues. Yes, I know. Not healthy, but that was that. When she's off, I can tell. When she's on I can tell. And that's me talking to her now over the phone. Her labs were always much "cleaner" than mine. She's still in the game, as a back injury (damned stiff deads + that one time being sloppy), took me out for three years.
Again, I respect her, and will always consider her a friend. Gf? No. Lol! Please no pm's. her identity stays with me. Just wish she'd not be so loony when off as well as on... I am, however, quite proud of her accomplishments, drive, and dedication. I learned from her, as she did from me. When she wasn't breaking dishes, we were great together. Lol! Last, I'd recommend you gals "on the gas" to steer clear of higher doses, and if you do get to the point where you're having sides as above, re-consider your doses/anabolics. She literally NEVER considered any of the sides, and never actually spoke about them. When we celebrated a good event/show, we might have a few drinks, where I'd ask about "down there," and surprisingly, she didn't consider it anything out of the ordinary. After that, neither did I...
I know I've left a ton out, but I'm brain-tired this evening, and apologize in advance. Hope all's well ladies.
posted by Meat
Ok Jenner, I'll give it my best shot. Below is my experience with a gf who was an IFBB Pro. No, I won't give her name out of respect, and the fact that she has to be "natural," which is a joke. She doesn't read any of the bb boards as she doesn't have time with her job, and everything else she has going on. She and I still talk time to time, and we get along well even though I was the one who broke it off. Maybe you gals can get value from this post as I know she had a female following, as males seem to have a male following. It's one of those "I want that look." Or, "I want something similar," hence the females following females, and males following what males were doing.
Anyhow, we met at the Arnold Classic expo as I knew she lived 30 miles from me, and introduced myself. I was an NPC National competitor, and she had jus gotten her pro card. We got along well over the weekend, and yes, our first date was me driving to meet her at her gym to train. Lol! After I showered, and changed, she took me to her house to do the same. No. Nothing out of the way. Lol We ran around all afternoon, and things clicked. She was really cute, but was VERY intimidating due to her size, and the fact that she benches 225 for reps. When she and I walked in her gym, the place seemed to stop. She was the known-freak there, but here I come in, and people watched us train which was strange. And yes, her training damn near kicked my ass!
As for how things were while together, everything she (and I) did revolved around food. Even in her "off season" she ate clean. Instead of eating a pizza, we'd go to subway, and she'd get a turkey salad with extra meat. When we left hers or my house, we always had an insulated bag with pre-prepared food, bottles of water, aminos, etc., As far as her off season, that means she was either cutting for an event, or building mass.
She would lose her abs when building mass, but not by much. When she dialed down to contest-prepped condition, she did it like clockwork, and had wicked abs, vascularity, grainy, huge, and was even more intimidating. I liked her either way, but kinda preferred the way she looked mid cutting cycle.
Foods:
She ate six-eight times a day. Neither her nor I drank protein shakes, creatine, etc., We'd usually prep a week's worth of food on Sunday, and yes, her kitchen would look like a bomb went off in it during. It usually took about three hrs, and We'd have food in containers going in the fridge, and the other half in the freezer to maintain nutrients, and freshness. I can list what we usually ate if you gals want to know.
Training:
She even got me doing this, and no, we didn't over-train
Mon-fri morning weights, followed by evening weights. When cutting, she'd do am cardio, and weights in the evening. Saturday was 45 minutes of abs. And I mean a wicked an training session! I can post the training split if you gals want that too.
Gear:
She used 100mgs test/week, 100mgs deca, and 4iu's gh. Yes, that's it, but those are much higher doses than I've read about you gals here using. Yes, she actually got this stuff prescribed. She has a professional job making good $, and could afford to fly to (I'll leave the state out), to get what she needed. As for cutting, she used 200mgs Primo she got from her gal friends, test prop 50mg/week, T3, and 20mgs var/day with the same gh dose.
She dropped the GH six weeks from stage ("thickens the skin"), and dropped the primo and test a month out. It was var from there on, and the week of the show, just var and dyazide.
The good:
She has more trophies than I can count. I used to get her ready for the stage with the jan tan, Pam spray, red wine, Pringles, etc,. I can explain if necessary.
The bad:
She's been training for 22 years. She was natural for more than half that time. I know I'm leaving a ton out, but am brain dead tired. Anyhow:
-voice change. She sounded a little like a "boyish little old lady."
- her chin, and face changed. I have a massive square chin. She has a small squared chin. Lol!
- backne. Yes, she got acne on her back, as well as face. We used numerous topicals to keep it at bay. Ask if curious. Sorry if I'm being lazy.
- facial hair. Yes, she used to tweeze MANY facial hairs, and that was strange seeing.
- yes, she had some hair on her butt cheeks. Yes, she had a nice butt, however, she did start shaving it. I know. That one was tough for me to see...
- clitoral hypertrophy. Yes, even gals who are natural often have this due to getting down to single digit body fat, which causes quite the hormonal change. Guys don't mind this. At least I didn't. I liked her, and accepted her for whatever she had. Her clitoris was quite large. If any of you looked up Denise Masino, hers was actually even a shade larger than Denise's. again, not a prob for me. I'm not shallow enough to not like her for that. The one thing I'll point out is she already had clitoral hypertrophy as a natural. When she added high doses (high IMO), of test, deca, primo, and var, that's what really did something down there.
As for the bedroom, I'll keep it clean, or try. Yes, I liked her, and always "kissed her" where she liked for as long as she wanted as I like doing that. Lol! What I didn't necessarily like was the 5x/day breaking my _____. Yes, mornings, in the SUV after the gym, evenings, wooded areas (lol), and when I was trying to sleep at 0300. When she was on top, it was a little odd when i held her by her shoulders, as they were huge... anyhow, When she was off "the gas," things were more normal if not even a little boring at 3x/week. Lol!
Problem was, when she was on the gas, she couldn't sleep well, and was absolutely so horny, I'd literally look for excuses to go to my own house some evenings. She was always in a good mood when on. When off? Omg!!! Crazier than I can describe! Depressed, lack of energy, happy one minute, then ready to cry the next, and even accuse me of wanting some gym girl, which I NEVER did. I know, I'll lose man points, but I've never strayed while in a relationship. Look on occasion, yes. 1.5g test/week, and 800mgs masteron... Sorry. Lol
I was always on the gas, and didn't have these issues. Yes, I know. Not healthy, but that was that. When she's off, I can tell. When she's on I can tell. And that's me talking to her now over the phone. Her labs were always much "cleaner" than mine. She's still in the game, as a back injury (damned stiff deads + that one time being sloppy), took me out for three years.
Again, I respect her, and will always consider her a friend. Gf? No. Lol! Please no pm's. her identity stays with me. Just wish she'd not be so loony when off as well as on... I am, however, quite proud of her accomplishments, drive, and dedication. I learned from her, as she did from me. When she wasn't breaking dishes, we were great together. Lol! Last, I'd recommend you gals "on the gas" to steer clear of higher doses, and if you do get to the point where you're having sides as above, re-consider your doses/anabolics. She literally NEVER considered any of the sides, and never actually spoke about them. When we celebrated a good event/show, we might have a few drinks, where I'd ask about "down there," and surprisingly, she didn't consider it anything out of the ordinary. After that, neither did I...
I know I've left a ton out, but I'm brain-tired this evening, and apologize in advance. Hope all's well ladies.
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