The lady told me "we just got a package in for you from Russia but the carrier has already left. Do you want to come pick it up?" I said "from Russia, huh. No, that's ok. just deliver it tomorrow. That's fine".
I am freaking out a little. Is this going to be a controlled delivery? Why would they call like that? Why not just set it aside for tomorrow's mail? They said it was labelled as sports supplements. Could you be any more obvious? Why didn't he just label it "illegal growth hormone"? FUCK!
I am freaking out a little. Is this going to be a controlled delivery? Why would they call like that? Why not just set it aside for tomorrow's mail? They said it was labelled as sports supplements. Could you be any more obvious? Why didn't he just label it "illegal growth hormone"? FUCK!

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