Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

[bonebreaker]

This 6969 dude is truly fucked up!! I've read some of his previous posts, yuk. Being kinky is fine, but this guy takes kinky to the tenth power, to the point of vulgarity and sadomasicism(sp). BB

[imonboardtoo]

I read once that you can put two pillows together and fuck between them. But how good can that be?
Dude, there's gotta be someone in your town that'll do ya.

[speedracer59]

Use a dust buster. Its alot easier to handle. And make sure its a wet/dry. You dont want to get zapped. Then again.......

[Bouncer]

use a meat grinder. and for those wondering, i did not make this post. this guy really is a tool. lol

[decadecadeca]

Uhm, if you either have or are considering fucking household appliances, I believe you need to re-evaluate your life and what the hell went wrong with it.


Besides, everyone knows it's better to hollow out a watermelon and fuck that silly! Man, some people.............

[jaypee]

Besides, everyone knows it's better to hollow out a watermelon and fuck that silly! Man, some people............. [/B]

Yeah, but those in the know just drill out a cantelope and microwave it.

[Bouncer]

Originally posted by decadecadeca
Uhm, if you either have or are considering fucking household appliances, I believe you need to re-evaluate your life and what the hell went wrong with it.

Very well said. This guy is a fuck nut.

[zachrulz]

warm apple pie:agree:

[majoradams]

for fucks sake, go to a brothel