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  • Funniest thing I have read in a long time.

    This is an actuall post from a different board.

    "Alright, I know it may be silly, but i'm dead serious. My friend recently got a puppy, and he says it's sick and it's shitting all over the place. That's not the issue though, it's how he describes it in past tense. He said his dog "shat" on his carpet. I asked him what shat was, he says the dog took a dump, but since it's past tense, the proper terminology is "shat". I thought it was shitted, i.e. The dog just shitted on the carpet. Yes, we're arguing about this, and he bet me 20 bucks, so please tell me that "shat" is not a real term, and shitted is how it's supposed to be. "

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    Sounds like a "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" episode from SNL.....:)

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    • #3
      :rofl: That is pretty darn funny. There's no such word as shat!

      LD

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      • #4
        Read
        http://home.att.net/~improvtroupe/index/shitz.htm

        Sounds like both are correct.....

        From The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary on Historical Principles:

        shit v. Now coarse slang. Pa. t. & pple shitted, shit, shat; pa. pple also (now rare of obs.) shitten.

        Now that is 5 minutes of time truly wasted....:)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Scrumhalf
          Read
          http://home.att.net/~improvtroupe/index/shitz.htm

          Sounds like both are correct.....

          From The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary on Historical Principles:

          shit v. Now coarse slang. Pa. t. & pple shitted, shit, shat; pa. pple also (now rare of obs.) shitten.

          Now that is 5 minutes of time truly wasted....:)
          I thought neither would be right, should be "took a shit".

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          • #6
            The only people who say "shat" are the English and gays. Either way, slap the shitted outta him and tell him you're right.

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            • #7
              shat has been used by the English for years. shitted doesn't sound right.

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              • #8
                Oh who gives a shat anyways:D

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                • #9
                  I thin kthe point is that "shit" is slang and their are no rules.

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                  • #10
                    I think you might owe him $20

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by beefcake
                      I thought neither would be right, should be "took a shit".
                      i'm with you, i guess i have been wrong before.

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                      • #12
                        I took a shat on this thread and shitted on another :D

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                        • #13
                          Simple past tense of 'to shit' = shat, past participle of 'to shit' = shitted.

                          Conan the Grammarian

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