How to tell wife her ass is getting big?

[Shibby]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
Alwaysgrowing just brought back a childhood memory...my dad used to call me the Crisco Kid...FAT IN THE CAN! :bawl:

I need a hug now. :(

Bwahahaha. Crisco kid. Makes me think of that fat kid from "Stand By Me" :p

[new231]

Take some video of her in a bathing suit or when you guys are having sex. This worked wonders with my girlfriend. Her sister was filming some swimming going on around the pool on a vacation and she zoomed in right on her ass. My girlfriend saw how big it was and started doing some mean cardio and dieting. It was great.

[Auriflex]

I agree with the others about being silent. I refuse to answer questions that will get me ignored more than usual. My wife has seen her pictures, she knows what she looks like, I shouldnt have to tell her. Now if she came to me and asked me to help her with her diet, or exercise - then I'm more than happy to help.

And as far as sleeping on the couch - the spare room works better. I'm in there a lot. Mostly because I snore. And fart.

[Ditsz]

Do you really sleep in the spare room allot?

Do you have a PHLATULENCE problem.............mind you most men do.....

lololololol