yo mama jokes

[mastakillah]

yo mama is so poor i walked in the front door to her house and was in the back yard.

yo mama is so poor i stepped on a lit cigarette and she said who turned off the heat.

[JUICE]

those r good ones guys :rofl:



Yo mama is so poor when i got on the skateboard, yo mama told me to get off cause thats the family car. :rofl:

[jmac2222]

Your momma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money

[wnabeabeast]

yo mama's ass is so big when she goes for a walk they have to put out the truck that carries wide load sign to keep traffic moving

[K409G]

your mama's so skinny she hanglides on a dorito.

your mama's so skinny she swallowed a marble and was nine months pregnant

your mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter.

[hlcn8]

yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road
yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made 4 quarters
yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says 'to be continued'
yo mama's so fat her waist size is 'equator'
yo mama's so poor i saw her on the street kicking a can, i asked her what she's doing and she said 'moving'

[lestatgear]

Yo mamma's so fat back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

[Gwarpig]

Your momma's so fat, she thought a school bus was the world's largest Twinkie.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, God said "Get outta the way. You're blocking the sun!"

[JUICE]

yo daddy is so bald, everytime he wears a turtle neck, he looks like a busted comdom