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Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. 'Oh, no. Now Jane will kill
me!' Tony says, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty
dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad
time. 'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
you're disgusting!'
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, 'Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple
drinks.
But this other guy got sick on me... he'd had one too many and he just
couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me twenty
bucks for the cleaning bill!'
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'
'Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too.'
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. 'Oh, no. Now Jane will kill
me!' Tony says, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty
dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad
time. 'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
you're disgusting!'
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, 'Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple
drinks.
But this other guy got sick on me... he'd had one too many and he just
couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me twenty
bucks for the cleaning bill!'
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'
'Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too.'

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