A Friday Funny!

[bad14u]

Add one if you have one......

Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. 'Oh, no. Now Jane will kill
me!' Tony says, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty
dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad
time. 'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
you're disgusting!'

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, 'Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple
drinks.
But this other guy got sick on me... he'd had one too many and he just
couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me twenty
bucks for the cleaning bill!'

Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'

'Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too.'

[BBAddict]

Funny, but disgusting too!

[meat12]

lol thats good

[joe bigboy]

Originally posted by BBAddict
Funny, but disgusting too!

[oswald]

all of the time i spend drinking over the course of many years. I've only seen one guy shit his pants. It was the funniest thing i seen. We all was pretty drunk on are way home and he was getting sick so we pulled over and started puking, he thought he was done so we started down the road and about mile he started again so we pulled over again. He went behide the truck, it seemed like an hour so my buddy got out to check on him, he came back laughing. I ask what happened and he said he shit his pants. We was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.

[Luftdude]

:rofl:

LD

[Bouncer]

hahah

[joe bigboy]

Originally posted by oswald
all of the time i spend drinking over the course of many years. I've only seen one guy shit his pants. It was the funniest thing i seen. We all was pretty drunk on are way home and he was getting sick so we pulled over and started puking, he thought he was done so we started down the road and about mile he started again so we pulled over again. He went behide the truck, it seemed like an hour so my buddy got out to check on him, he came back laughing. I ask what happened and he said he shit his pants. We was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.

now that's funny....