poor fuck........not much anyone on this site can do for him now.
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18 and a Virgin
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Tips for the virgin..
(option A)
Just sit on your hand until it goes numb, then jackoff with it and it feels like someone else is giving you a hand job. (pretend its Gwen Staffoni)
(option B)
Look at yourself in the mirror... Then slap the shit out of yourself for being a virgin at 18.
(option C. "one I chose")
Start doing alot of drugs, sell dope, buy dope, and find a hot virgin girl that changes your life so you stop doing dumb things like drugs and start going to the gym and then you get laid every night!
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There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 18. I was. I was not a virgin at 19. Fortunately I am a quick learner and made up for lost time, and I hope you do too.
I do not, however, see the point of waiting for the "right girl" or saving yourself for marriage. It's just sex. The right girl to lose your virginity with is the one who feels like it.
I also hope you've "played" or gotten to second or third base as we used to say. It is fun, a good way to learn about girls' sexual response, and safer than intercourse.
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