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  • #16
    Originally posted by Solstice106 View Post
    A stapler is a good idea. Keep us posted!! Maybe a female coworker has a sewing kit in her desk you could use....
    I split my pants at a club dancing one night. This is before I met and married sonofbone. I was wearing tight pants, of course.... I was dancing with the guy I came with that night and we had been drinking and getting pretty crazy on the dance floor. He reached down and put one of my knees on his thigh and reached for the other knee so that I would have been sort of kneeling on his upper thighs. Anyway, seemed like fun after drinking. But as he grabbed my other leg, there went my pants. I didn't even notice at first. He told me that my pants had split, and my bare butt was showing. I was mortified!!! He took off his shirt and I wore it tied around my waist while we walked home.
    So there's an idea... if you have a layered look going on, you could tie one shirt around your waste. Not exactly a chic look, but better than your ass! :D
    You told me I was the only one. :dunno:

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    • #17
      never said that - just said you were the best one

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