Bouncer, your Delta Farce movie better be good...

[dna9488]

i am gonna keep posting shit up. I am bored, first day of class and studyin killed me



Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

[Bouncer]

i am gonna keep posting shit up. I am bored, first day of class and studyin killed me



Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

thats one of my favorites along with "they didnt have cellphones in 69.. I'm head to toe legitimate. "

[Bouncer]

Neither....Now you're just reading into shit...lol...Really....Me drugs? please....I was simply saying that if I was with my boys, I would of probably called them over to watch the movie...Come on dude...Catch up here...Stop riding the short bus...

watch the movie by yourself.

[dna9488]

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

[Bouncer]

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

you cant do that one because you cant get across the accent he is using. lmao

[dna9488]

What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it's time to flip the script! We'll get to Chinese New Year waitin' for my man to cry.


Whoever wrote Robert Downey Jr's lines was a fucking genius. Funniest shit out there

[Bouncer]

What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it's time to flip the script! We'll get to Chinese New Year waitin' for my man to cry.


Whoever wrote Robert Downey Jr's lines was a fucking genius. Funniest shit out there

lol. agreed. best lines ever in any movie.

[dna9488]

Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...

[Bouncer]

"scene 2 starts lost in the fucken forest with capt simple jack" :lmao:

[dna9488]

You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

[dna9488]

Hey, man! One week down, two weeks behind, G.I. Joe can't cry, but it don't matter 'cause you didn't have the camera turned on anyway. Let's party!

[Konitz]

: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.

[Bouncer]

I'm scared....

do you know who you are? who? me who? i know who i am.. i'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. or are you a dude that doesn't know what dude he is?

[Bouncer]

You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

whats funny about that is that tom cruise was 3rd runner up sexiest man alive in 98. lol

[Konitz]

In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp. The mission was considered to be near-suicide. Of the ten men sent, four returned. Of those four, three wrote books about what happened. Of those three, two were published. And of those two, only one got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.