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[dna9488]

I think that other girl ran away. Good job for scaring her off :retard:

[Bouncer]

Stranger: m f
You: both
Stranger: um ok
Stranger: m f
You: you like tranny?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wbu
You: wgy
Stranger: what
You: oty
Stranger: got msn
You: got pgy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

So what happened Bouncer. You quit?

[decadecadeca]

I'll give it a shot as soon as I'm done jerking off on this model train set.

Busy day.

[dna9488]

Stranger: ASL I am drinking
You: 14 Female Cali
You: you?
Stranger: err 14 really
Stranger: I am 19
You: oh thats cool
You: whatcha drinking?
Stranger: Steel Reserve
Stranger: are you really 14
You: oh i don't know what that is
You: yes i am
You: lol
You: why?
Stranger: the interent is for porn and you well.... are 14 and that makes most people a pedofile
Stranger: not cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

i know this is long... sorry

You: ohai
Stranger: I HATE BARACK OBAMA
You: ...
You: you're white, aren't you
Stranger: how do you feel about his presidency thus far?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am
Stranger: are you?
You: i'm pakistani
Stranger: your country supports the Taliban
Stranger: ISI funds the Taliban...actually
Stranger: or sects of it
You: uhm
You: i don't care
You: i live in the US now
Stranger: do you hate America? Because the Taliban caused 9/11, and Pakistani's supported them, and your a Pakistani, and you don't care?
You: you know what i hate
Stranger: BARACK OBAMA?
You: yes
Stranger: really?
Stranger: most people on the internet just want to beat his dick like it owes them money
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: where do you go to school?
You: USC
Stranger: do you know Collin Rice?
Stranger: or Taylor Becker?
Stranger: or her boyfriend?
You: i had sex with taylor's bf
Stranger: what's his name?
You: who cares
You: i was drunk
You: we were at a party
You: we had sex
Stranger: what's his name? i don't believe you
You: do you really think i'm telling you the truth about anything?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: except for you being a dirty Paki piece of shit who likes the Taliban and would kill innocent Americans if you were given the chance

[dna9488]

Did you give up bouncer?

[Bouncer]

Is it okay if I do this too?

:agreed:

[imalni]

Is it okay if I do this too? This one amused me, immensely.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you go to church?
Stranger: haha i used to
Stranger: not anymore
You: Have you completely accepted our Lord Jesus Christ into your life?
You: His touch can have such an impact.
Stranger: god and religion = false
Stranger: its fake
Stranger: take a science course
You: No, I assure you, Jesus himself saved me.
Stranger: yea ok
Stranger: its all not true
Stranger: its bullshit
You: I was ready to hurl myself off a bridge.
You: And he spoke to me.
Stranger: u should have done it
Stranger: ur just paranoid
Stranger: and dumb
You: He said 'my child, I'm here for you'.
Stranger: jesus is a dumb illusion
You: And he was.
You: No.
You: You're incorrect.
Stranger: proof?
Stranger: none
Stranger: hes false
You: Historically, he was a real person.
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: no more than that
Stranger: even then there is no proof
You: Your spiritual belief is all the proof you should need.

I urge you, my child, accept our Lord and Saviour.
You: His loving hand will stretch to our Earthly Plains, and bless you with love and contentment you've never known before.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

and if i wore heels i would be like 6'2 :hibb:

what size shoe do you wear? :hibb:

[dna9488]

Stranger: Livewire?
You: hello
You: greetings to you
You: God loves you
Stranger: You know what God loves more then me?
You: what is that?
Stranger: Hickory smoked horse buttholes.
You: i am sorry you feel that way
You: has the Lord Jesus Christ impacted your life?
Stranger: With a huge dildo, yes.
You: Will you join our church?
You: God will forgive you my child
Stranger: The church of Homo butt fucking?
You: no
You: the church of BEND OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU WITH MY DONKEY COCK YOU STUPID CUNT FUCK
Stranger: WIN!
Stranger: Repent.
You: i fuck Satan the ass son
Stranger: Fail.
You: and bust my load on the virgin mary's face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

You: hey you fat fuck, wanna cyber?
Stranger: excuse me?
You: HEY YOU FAT FUCK, WANNA CYBER?
You: did you hear me that time?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

5'6". if i wore heels i'd be your height.

and if i wore heels i would be like 6'2 :hibb:

[mofo]

what are you a fucken horse?

5'6". if i wore heels i'd be your height.

[dna9488]

Stranger: hey
You: durka
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: whats durka?
You: i am 4 from Saudi Arabia
You: I believe in Allah
Stranger: UR WITH AL QUADA U TERRORIST JEW!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.