Post your Omegle Chats

[dna9488]

Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: bored, hbu?
You: sleepy
Stranger: ah okays, well same
Stranger: from?
You: East Coast, USA
You: you?
Stranger: same here!
Stranger: state?
You: New York
You: you?
Stranger: NJ
You: oh God
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: i was kidding
Stranger: oh okay, haha
You: I know a guy from Jersey
Stranger: ah okay
You: weird guy
You: Makes me sick to my stomach
Stranger: haha
You: Fucking Guido's
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

Stranger: hey
You: ellooooo
Stranger: asl?
You: 17.f.nj
You: u?
Stranger: 17 m miami
You: no way! so do you speak mexican?
Stranger: hm its spanish lol
You: oh, im sooo srry
You: so do u?
Stranger: yes
You: like the spanish or like a white dude
Stranger: ok well im spanish lol
You: really
You: thats cool
You: how tall r u
Stranger: 6,feet
You: my ex was spanish. was like 5 feet
Stranger: im cuban he was proboly mexican
You: like the cigar?
Stranger: yes
You: rnt cuban illegal
Stranger: not ppl
You: cuz i kno that sum people rnt alowed in the us like russians
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

dna here is a hint. its only funny when the person is responding to you. like a back and forth. when its just you typing shit its not that funny. lol

lol...

I am funny damn it

[Bouncer]

dna here is a hint. its only funny when the person is responding to you. like a back and forth. when its just you typing shit its not that funny. lol

[dna9488]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you emo or scene??
You: i am from Florida
You: i keep it real
You: do you dress up as a woman sometimes?
You: I do
You: i love it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

bouncer, try to incorporate the thing you said about Rado wife.

How you would 'jersey' her. From what I remember, it went something like this, "having your fist up her ass and than finishing with a piss on face." It was something like that.

[dna9488]

Stranger: my stick is hard and ready to cum
You: i am from pakistan
You: i hate you if you're from the USA
You: i will get my stick and beat with you with cum
You: you sounds like a horny motherfucker
Stranger: punish me
You: you're like clinton, fucking everything that moves
You: i'd fuck your mother
You: and than turn her into a member
You: your mom with have a Holy dick in her
You: and than God will forgive her sins
Stranger: = =
Stranger: ur crazy
You: she will die for 72 virgins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

i said niggre :retard:

lol i know, but thats different. Someone will think you're retarded. In fact you really are

[Bouncer]

lol

at least you aren't throwing around the N word

i said niggre :retard:

[dna9488]

Stranger: hi!
You: please tell me you arent black
Stranger: no im not
You: thank the lord
Stranger: what would happen if i was black?
You: i hate those sons a bitches
You: they stink up the place
Stranger: wat did they ever do 2 u?
You: stunnk up the god ole US of A!
You: WHITE POWER!
Stranger: what about mexicans?
You: you sound like a niggre lover
You: i know a mexican
You: his name is rado
You: he is shit
You: smells of donkey ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

at least you aren't throwing around the N word

[Bouncer]

Stranger: hi!
You: please tell me you arent black
Stranger: no im not
You: thank the lord
Stranger: what would happen if i was black?
You: i hate those sons a bitches
You: they stink up the place
Stranger: wat did they ever do 2 u?
You: stunnk up the god ole US of A!
You: WHITE POWER!
Stranger: what about mexicans?
You: you sound like a niggre lover
You: i know a mexican
You: his name is rado
You: he is shit
You: smells of donkey ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

she was a whore

GREAT SUCCESS :thumup:

[dna9488]

Stranger: How many language could you speak?
You: 1
You: you?
Stranger: just eg
You: yup
You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Stranger: conme from usa
You: NO
You: Canada my friend
Stranger: otherwire
Stranger: oh
Stranger: age
You: 65
You: you?
Stranger: too olds
You: no
Stranger: 86
You: too young
You: you
Stranger: teh
You: you're old
You: you're older than AIDS
Stranger: yes i got it before
You: i would butter you up and eat your old ass
Stranger: owowow
You: do you want to the watch the View and jerk off?
Stranger: i love it so much
Stranger: let me see
You: do you want to jerk off on my train set while i look at you?
You: we can touch tips
Stranger: what tips
You: penis tips
Stranger: is big
You: it will be glorious
You: do you want to jerk off while playing Wow?
Stranger: ye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

I think that other girl ran away. Good job for scaring her off :retard:

she was a whore

[Konitz]

you could go down on me without having to go down yourself.

What are you a freaking amazon?