Post your Omegle Chats

[mofo]

what did she say guys?

that you should shut up and make me food. i'm starving.

[Bouncer]

dude, not my fault you literally see eye-to-eye with rado.

that gnome is like 2 feet shorter then me.

[mofo]

that gnome is like 2 feet shorter then me.

you could go down on me without having to go down yourself.

[imalni]

what did she say guys?

I was sick because I'm a lazy ass, who avoids going to school when I haven't done summative projects.

[dna9488]

I was sick because I'm a lazy ass, who avoids going to school when I haven't done summative projects.

:thumup:

[Bouncer]

I was sick because I'm a lazy ass, who avoids going to school when I haven't done summative projects.

remember what i told you. school is for losers.. :disagree:

[Bouncer]

you could go down on me without having to go down yourself.

what are you a fucken horse?

[dna9488]

Stranger: hey
You: durka
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: whats durka?
You: i am 4 from Saudi Arabia
You: I believe in Allah
Stranger: UR WITH AL QUADA U TERRORIST JEW!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

what are you a fucken horse?

5'6". if i wore heels i'd be your height.

[Bouncer]

5'6". if i wore heels i'd be your height.

and if i wore heels i would be like 6'2 :hibb:

[Bouncer]

You: hey you fat fuck, wanna cyber?
Stranger: excuse me?
You: HEY YOU FAT FUCK, WANNA CYBER?
You: did you hear me that time?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

Stranger: Livewire?
You: hello
You: greetings to you
You: God loves you
Stranger: You know what God loves more then me?
You: what is that?
Stranger: Hickory smoked horse buttholes.
You: i am sorry you feel that way
You: has the Lord Jesus Christ impacted your life?
Stranger: With a huge dildo, yes.
You: Will you join our church?
You: God will forgive you my child
Stranger: The church of Homo butt fucking?
You: no
You: the church of BEND OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU WITH MY DONKEY COCK YOU STUPID CUNT FUCK
Stranger: WIN!
Stranger: Repent.
You: i fuck Satan the ass son
Stranger: Fail.
You: and bust my load on the virgin mary's face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

and if i wore heels i would be like 6'2 :hibb:

what size shoe do you wear? :hibb:

[imalni]

Is it okay if I do this too? This one amused me, immensely.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you go to church?
Stranger: haha i used to
Stranger: not anymore
You: Have you completely accepted our Lord Jesus Christ into your life?
You: His touch can have such an impact.
Stranger: god and religion = false
Stranger: its fake
Stranger: take a science course
You: No, I assure you, Jesus himself saved me.
Stranger: yea ok
Stranger: its all not true
Stranger: its bullshit
You: I was ready to hurl myself off a bridge.
You: And he spoke to me.
Stranger: u should have done it
Stranger: ur just paranoid
Stranger: and dumb
You: He said 'my child, I'm here for you'.
Stranger: jesus is a dumb illusion
You: And he was.
You: No.
You: You're incorrect.
Stranger: proof?
Stranger: none
Stranger: hes false
You: Historically, he was a real person.
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: no more than that
Stranger: even then there is no proof
You: Your spiritual belief is all the proof you should need.

I urge you, my child, accept our Lord and Saviour.
You: His loving hand will stretch to our Earthly Plains, and bless you with love and contentment you've never known before.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

Is it okay if I do this too?

:agreed: