Post your Omegle Chats

[Bouncer]

Stranger: hi
You: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: asl
You: I AM REALLY EXCITED
Stranger: why
You: JUST GOT THE INTERNETS THE OTHER DAY IN MY VILLAGE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

You: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: eight equals d?
You: I AM REALLY EXCITED TO BE TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Stranger: does eight equal d?
You: NOT SURE BUT I JUST GOT THIS AMAZING INTERNETS IN MY VILLAGE THE OTHER DAY
You: GREAT TO BE TALKING TO YOU
Stranger: /b/
You: ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE DIRTY AMERICANS? THAT I HEAR ABOUT MY WHOLE LIFES?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Konitz]

Gettingrandom.com let's you choose if your a guy/girl and what sex you wanna talk to. need facebook.

[dna9488]

i think you're having a little too much fun Bouncer

[Bouncer]

i think you're having a little too much fun Bouncer

:rofl:

[dna9488]

Stranger: hey how are u in 24 m ireland gay
You: hello
You: i am from India
You: i am 36
You: this is my 1st computer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Konitz]

You: hi
Stranger: 17 m usa you?\
You: 15 f USA
You: are you hot?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you?
You: idk
You: my boy friend broke up with me
Stranger: do you have a pic?
You: so i think i am ugly
Stranger: ?
You: i am 5ft 2 110 lbs
You: idk why he left me
You: fucker cheated on me
Stranger: well i can tell you if you are cute?
Stranger: if you send a pic?
You: no pics
Stranger: lameee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

Stranger: buddy!
You: who's buddy?
Stranger: you! you're my buddy
Stranger: ...right?
You: you will be my boyfriend?
Stranger: of course!
Stranger: we can live together and you can cook for me
Stranger: wash my undies
You: we will rock out with our cocks out
Stranger: so you're a guy?
You: yes and i want to fist your ass you hot mother fucker
Stranger: fucking SCORE
You: hi 5!
Stranger: let's sword fight
You: worlds of warcrafts?
Stranger: i love that game!
Stranger: do you play?
You: yea
Stranger: nice
You: level 98 thor captine
Stranger: wow
Stranger: impressive
You: pretty intense
You: gotta dedicate your life
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

Stranger: i'm horny
You: :)
You: me too
You: asl
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: you?
You: 78 female Canada
You: come here young stud, i am going to show you things your mommy has never showed you before
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

Stranger: hi
You: wanna jerk off and talk about boats?
Stranger: super odd request
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 male likes to dress up as female alabama
Stranger: lol..i'm m 22
You: so is that a yes?
Stranger: no sorry
Stranger: no webcam..and don't know much about boats
You: i will let you ware the capt hat
Stranger: haha .. it's ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dna9488]

Stranger: Hi
You: wanna suck my penis while I play with my son?
Stranger: i'm going to say no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bouncer]

You: wanna suck my penis while I play with my son?

:rofl:

[dna9488]

:rofl:

:rofl:

I hate you bouncer. I am gonna be on this site the whole time fuckin with people

:rofl:

[Bouncer]

Stranger: Hey.
You: wanna jerk off and discuss todays football games?
Stranger: Hm. I don't particularily want to jerk off, nor do I know anything about football. I'm sorry.
You: hmm
You: how about fingering our assholes and talking about the view?
Stranger: I've never been one for fingering my anus, and I've honestly never seen the View.
You: you dont seem to have much of a life then
You: :(
You: depressed?
Stranger: Immensely. I'm sitting at home, right now, on this, aren't I? XD
Stranger: Doing homework, too.
Stranger: I'm pathetic.
You: never was much of a homework guy
You: just went straight to making money
You: school = worthless
Stranger: Haha, I agree, but it's rather mandatory. :D
You: just sell drugs
Stranger: There are enough where I live, already. I couldn't make a living
You: is your name newbiechris ?
Stranger: Besides, there were just two busts up the road, and I don't really want to ge into THAT, haha.

No, it's not. Why?
You: you sound like this tool from some steroid forum i know
You: he is a closet queer
Stranger: Haha, no. I'm a girl, for one. Two, who the hell chooses a name like 'newbiechris'?

Wait... I sound like a tool? D: Oh, well, that's rather upsetting.
You: mmm, a girl, i had no idea.. sup bb?
Stranger: Haha, nothing. Writing any essay. At least, trying to, lol. I'm still not sure what it's on. XD

How about you?
You: i gotta be honest. this is me. http://www.superiormuscle.com/forums...r-omegle-chats

[dna9488]

Stranger: Hey.
You: wanna jerk off and discuss todays football games?
Stranger: Hm. I don't particularily want to jerk off, nor do I know anything about football. I'm sorry.
You: hmm
You: how about fingering our assholes and talking about the view?
Stranger: I've never been one for fingering my anus, and I've honestly never seen the View.
You: you dont seem to have much of a life then
You: :(
You: depressed?
Stranger: Immensely. I'm sitting at home, right now, on this, aren't I? XD
Stranger: Doing homework, too.
Stranger: I'm pathetic.
You: never was much of a homework guy
You: just went straight to making money
You: school = worthless
Stranger: Haha, I agree, but it's rather mandatory. :D
You: just sell drugs
Stranger: There are enough where I live, already. I couldn't make a living
You: is your name newbiechris ?
Stranger: Besides, there were just two busts up the road, and I don't really want to ge into THAT, haha.

No, it's not. Why?
You: you sound like this tool from some steroid forum i know
You: he is a closet queer
Stranger: Haha, no. I'm a girl, for one. Two, who the hell chooses a name like 'newbiechris'?

Wait... I sound like a tool? D: Oh, well, that's rather upsetting.
You: mmm, a girl, i had no idea.. sup bb?
Stranger: Haha, nothing. Writing any essay. At least, trying to, lol. I'm still not sure what it's on. XD

How about you?
You: i gotta be honest. this is me. http://www.superiormuscle.com/forums...r-omegle-chats

:rofl: I loved the newbie chris thing, fuckin genius

but why the hell did you invite her here?