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  • #16
    Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
    how many wives you got homey?

    do the other wives get jealous?

    you are a pimp!! respect! :D
    That's awesome! 1 wife. If we have more we get kicked out of the church. One of our Articles of Faith says that we obey the laws of the land so hopefully the government changes the laws cuz it would be nice to have a couple more wives so I can put them all to work so I can just eat, lift, and sleep. HOLLA!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by mormonmuscle View Post
      Well I guess I'm supposed to say something.

      Most of the responses are so off the wall that I have no idea what you are even talking about.

      Redsquirrel, I would say just advertising is why you are hearing it. Not sure why you are hearing it more than usual, but there are people out there that are curious about learning of the LDS church, so I guess they are just trying to get the message out to find those people. As for Mormons having alot of money...the people are no different diversity when it comes to wages as anyone else, but the church itself has tons of money. Hope that answers a little for you.

      I have no clue what you are meaning by George Mormon.

      We don't marry 12 year olds and we are not polygamists. If you read about polygamy within the mormon church it is not in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, it is in The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They have nothing to do with the real mormon church but people don't realize that. Not sure what else to say, but I really don't want a confrontation over this, but I will be more than happy to discuss or enlighten anybody that is curious and doesn't want to argue about it.

      If anyone is curious, I'm sure you could google the LDS church's Articles of Faith. That will tell you exactly what we believe.

      Oh, we don't have horns on our heads either....that's another good one that people actually believe.:)
      well there you go .:)

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      • #18
        Don't you get your own planet in the afterlife?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by mormonmuscle View Post
          That's awesome! 1 wife. If we have more we get kicked out of the church. One of our Articles of Faith says that we obey the laws of the land so hopefully the government changes the laws cuz it would be nice to have a couple more wives so I can put them all to work so I can just eat, lift, and sleep. HOLLA!
          thats what im talkin about! I only have 1 wife and I already live that life but 3 or 4 more bitches I could realy chill.:rofl:

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Turbo3000 View Post
            Don't you get your own planet in the afterlife?
            Yes I do. I've already picked it out. It is way cool, you should come with me some time and help me water my tomatoes.:D

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            • #21
              Originally posted by mormonmuscle View Post
              Yes I do. I've already picked it out. It is way cool, you should come with me some time and help me water my tomatoes.:D
              I thought it was called Golden Showers?


              :)

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