my wife got pissed when i asked her if i could "knock a shot off with her in the bathroom" she said that was just a nasty way of asking and took a nap instead. i know better, but i was too lazy to actually get up and do the deed so i am glad she said no because she will wake up horny. oh yes i know my spouse she will want me bad when she wakes.
so here is what i will ask her when she wakes up.
"may i manipulate my male sex organ between your labia and enter into your vaginal orifice and move in a recipricating motion until i ejaculate spermatazoa."
dont worry ladies i will make sure i handle her business first so as not to be selfish.
yeah i am bored. very bored right now.
so here is what i will ask her when she wakes up.
"may i manipulate my male sex organ between your labia and enter into your vaginal orifice and move in a recipricating motion until i ejaculate spermatazoa."
dont worry ladies i will make sure i handle her business first so as not to be selfish.
yeah i am bored. very bored right now.
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