i am bored

[jipped genes]

my wife got pissed when i asked her if i could "knock a shot off with her in the bathroom" she said that was just a nasty way of asking and took a nap instead. i know better, but i was too lazy to actually get up and do the deed so i am glad she said no because she will wake up horny. oh yes i know my spouse she will want me bad when she wakes.

so here is what i will ask her when she wakes up.

"may i manipulate my male sex organ between your labia and enter into your vaginal orifice and move in a recipricating motion until i ejaculate spermatazoa."

dont worry ladies i will make sure i handle her business first so as not to be selfish.

yeah i am bored. very bored right now.

[trip]

Sounding like auri more and more each day, j/k

[sana]

did you have sex yet?

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by trip
Sounding like auri more and more each day, j/k

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!

at least i am not sounding like bouncer that would truly be terrible.

sana, not yet but she did wake up horny and i got a call from work and had to leave for an hour. we have been stealing kisses and doing some heavy groping which can only mean one thing i am gettin freaky tonight when my son goes to bed.

[JUICE]

hehehehehehe

[IntensityX]

Re: i am bored

Originally posted by jipped genes
may i manipulate my male sex organ between your labia and enter into your vaginal orifice and move in a recipricating motion until i ejaculate spermatazoa

Hey Data,you finally getting some after all of these years on Star Trek TNG :rofl: :rofl:

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[Puddles]

Re: Re: i am bored

Originally posted by IntensityX
Hey Data,you finally getting some after all of these years on Star Trek TNG :rofl: :rofl:

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

:rofl:

[Auriflex]

We should all be so lucky to sound like Auri. That guy is as wise as Soloman.

Feel my love.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by Auriflex
We should all be so lucky to sound like Auri. That guy is as wise as Soloman.

Feel my love.

i love you man. now give me a gentle non gay man hug.


why do you alway have to ruin it by grinding on me auri!?

[Auriflex]

It's because I'm marking my territory. Oh wait, i think I'm supposed to urinate on you instead. My bad. Wait, maybe it's the bushes around your house I need to urinate on.

Oh hell - who cares. Gimme some sugar baby.

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by Auriflex
It's because I'm marking my territory. Oh wait, i think I'm supposed to urinate on you instead. My bad. Wait, maybe it's the bushes around your house I need to urinate on.

Oh hell - who cares. Gimme some sugar baby.

i cant handle my neighbors cats and you peeing in my flower beds. i will set our an auri trap and yurn you over to animal control if i catch you. or i will keep you as my slave in my basement like you do with all those used columbian drug mule girls you buy for $175 each.

and i am lactose intolerant so i cant kiss you after you eating icecream.