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  • #31
    Shower curtain is still gay.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
      put a picture up of you on stage with no where to hide under.real lights, not hiding in your bathroom lol
      Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
      haha 3rd post!

      plant or schmoe?
      Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
      chest and arms with depth that make you look like a cardboard cutout, your a typical bathroom bodybuilder that only looks front on, totally one dimensional thats the diffetence, when you.compete you know you have to bring it all
      Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
      thats it cover the lower abs with foam so no one can see your cloudy pot bellie, just like your tits, shit gone south:rofl:
      Why do you do it to yourself? You aren't hiding your jealousy very well from anyone at this point my friend. Hell, you are responding to posts you have already responded to yesterday in this thread. Be honest, how much have I been in your head the last few days? How often do you open this thread just to look at my pictures?

      I really do hate to be mean all the time but really you leave me no choice. You can talk all day about how small I am and how I am a "bathroom bodybuilder" etc.. but it all comes down to 1 very simple and important fact... I have an attractive body and you do not.

      Just an FYI, you are not a bodybuilder, you are a permabulker. You haven't been a bodybuilder in almost 20 years.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by wheyman View Post
        "If I could fuck myself I probably would"

        Me too and I've tried, but my junk isn't long enough for the loop under.
        :rofl::rofl:

        Originally posted by Alina View Post
        Is that you in the pictures? You look amazing.
        yup. thanks. :)

        Originally posted by decadecadeca View Post
        Shower curtain is still gay.
        you weren't complaining when you were lathering me up.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
          Why do you do it to yourself? You aren't hiding your jealousy very well from anyone at this point my friend. Hell, you are responding to posts you have already responded to yesterday in this thread. Be honest, how much have I been in your head the last few days? How often do you open this thread just to look at my pictures?

          I really do hate to be mean all the time but really you leave me no choice. You can talk all day about how small I am and how I am a "bathroom bodybuilder" etc.. but it all comes down to 1 very simple and important fact... I have an attractive body and you do not.

          Just an FYI, you are not a bodybuilder, you are a permabulker. You haven't been a bodybuilder in almost 20 years.
          :rofl::rofl::rofl:

          You knew full well when you threw this thread up saying you would fuck yourself if you could that you weren't gonna go without your buddies slapping you down a bit, its obviously that you feel you need this.

          As for the pencil waist meaning your an in shape bodybuilder, well...:tired:

          And for me, well yeah, lifted big ate big for a while and as I've said before second stage is focus on detail and condition, and this is well under way:weights:

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
            :rofl::rofl::rofl:

            You knew full well when you threw this thread up saying you would fuck yourself if you could that you weren't gonna go without your buddies slapping you down a bit, its obviously that you feel you need this.

            As for the pencil waist meaning your an in shape bodybuilder, well...:tired:

            And for me, well yeah, lifted big ate big for a while and as I've said before second stage is focus on detail and condition, and this is well under way:weights:
            your the one that keeps calling me a bodybuilder. i just call myself hot as fuck. :weights:

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            • #36
              Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
              your the one that keeps calling me a bodybuilder. i just call myself hot as fuck. :weights:

              The bathroom photos, its like a kid videoing himself in his garage on a punchbag hitting it really fast, looks great until you put him in the ring next to tyson, thats the difference, one of us has actually done it for real, the other is imitation goods:weights:

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
                The bathroom photos, its like a kid videoing himself in his garage on a punchbag hitting it really fast, looks great until you put him in the ring next to tyson, thats the difference, one of us has actually done it for real, the other is imitation goods:weights:
                so why do you have the body of a trash bag jam packed with dog shit?

                oh i forgot, you were a bodybuilder when i was about 7 years old, i should have some respect. :rofl:

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post





                  LMAO

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                    Weight is 132 lbs, arms 10 inches, delts narrow, no chest and waist is a 40 inch pant. Dont ask about the legs either, they aren't important. :hibb:



                    you def have nice symmetry bro ...

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                      so why do you have the body of a trash bag jam packed with dog shit?

                      oh i forgot, you were a bodybuilder when i was about 7 years old, i should have some respect. :rofl:
                      :rofl:

                      I have more muscle in one thigh than your entire life's work, go on give us another contrived photo of one bodypart and gay cream smeared on the parts you want to cover:thumup:

                      Great look bro:rofl::rofl:
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by bigscott View Post
                        you def have nice symmetry bro ...
                        thanks bro.

                        Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post

                        I have more muscle in one thigh than your entire life's work, go on give us another contrived photo of one bodypart and gay cream smeared on the parts you want to cover:thumup:
                        of all the parts of my body i would want to cover, i can assure my midsection isn't one of them. stop trying to insult me bro. when i look how i look and you look how you look, the insults just don't sting very much.. :weights:

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                          of all the parts of my body i would want to cover, i can assure my midsection isn't one of them. stop trying to insult me bro. when i look how i look and you look how you look, the insults just don't sting very much.. :weights:
                          Arghh well, bored of poking bouncer tonight, you look, well, nice as my grandma would say

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
                            poking bouncer
                            how many times do i have to fucken tell you. NO.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Mr incredible View Post
                              Arghh well, bored of poking bouncer tonight, you look, well, nice as my grandma would say
                              well thanks for taking up the slack while I am playing daddy day care!
                              I will return to Bs number one "poker" soon.:eww:

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                              • #45
                                he's all yours my freind, gotta keep our young bro planted. My concern is that he is becoming too inward looking and I'd like to see him flourish into a well rounded distinguished gent. Do that thing to him again where you hold a.smelly sock over his nose, teach him

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