My awkward as fuck story

[Bouncer]

Why not just fuck her?

1. I'm with an amazing person and I've learned from my past that hurting someone is just a horrible thing all around. The pain you cause the other person and the guilt it causes is not worth it.

2. Even if I was single this lady is built like an 8 year old boy who doesn't get enough to eat. As horny as I may be from AAS, I'm just not interested.

[Erod13]

Ask her what you get for $10
if she answers anything you want, its time to walk away quickly
You young fuckers wont get the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI

[Bouncer]

Ask her what you get for $10
if she answers anything you want, its time to walk away quickly
You young fuckers wont get the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI

great movie.

heres traps..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxalkMk7cTM

[dna9488]

Lmao

[Keiser]

2. Even if I was single this lady is built like an 8 year old boy who doesn't get enough to eat. As horny as I may be from AAS, I'm just not interested.

lol lmao that explains it well enough for me :rofl:

[Lmg2701]

Time to walk a different route. She's masturbating to you bro.

Was going to say the same thing.

[Lmg2701]

Maybe if I act gay that will stop her from being weird without offending her.

I think today I'll walk by with my hand swinging and say "such a glorious day" in the gayest tone I can muster.

We all know you wouldn't have to "act" very much..... Just saying :D

[dna9488]

So what happened bouncer? You bang her in the bushes today?

[Erod13]

He loved her long time

[Bouncer]

i take different route. best to avoid. she gives off a whacko vibe.

[dna9488]

Wackos are the best at sex. Give it a try homo

[lipripper]

I think you should get a picture of her....