One of my roommates was originally from Peurto Rico and his family moved to Florida when he was young. He was a strange fellow. He listened to reggaeton all the time, kept getting into fights at the bar even though he sucked at fighting (I kept a supply of frozen peas for him at all times), and kept going after highschool girls.
I'm the quit opposite brother.. I hate.. No I despise mofos that are on there phones.. taking selfies or texting 24/7.. I put my hoodie on and I'm in my own world... you damn right i love leg day and I'm proud of my damn wheels.. front/back dumbbell squats Romanian deads.!! Jefferson squats(I get stared at the most)
Don't get it twisted brother after 5 month layoff with a t7/t8 herniated disc.. I put in my work than 3/4 of these youngsters in the gym..
And by the way!!.. My bad for calling you a granny.... cabron;)
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No worries brother. I am one of the old guys around here. Lol.
And sorry about your back and glad to hear you are recovering. :)
Everyone here knows I'm the most injured kamikaze on this board but never had a back injury (knock on wood.) I can only imagine the pain.
One of my roommates was originally from Peurto Rico and his family moved to Florida when he was young. He was a strange fellow. He listened to reggaeton all the time, kept getting into fights at the bar even though he sucked at fighting (I kept a supply of frozen peas for him at all times), and kept going after highschool girls.
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Buahaha.. gotdamn that had me laughing.. every black man I know when I was in the military tell me there best friend was a puertorican..
I use to listen to reggaeton all the time, But my ass is getting old.. I leave it to the new era..
One of my roommates was originally from Peurto Rico and his family moved to Florida when he was young. He was a strange fellow. He listened to reggaeton all the time, kept getting into fights at the bar even though he sucked at fighting (I kept a supply of frozen peas for him at all times), and kept going after highschool girls.
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Chasing high school girls?.. what's this guy on caber?
I didnt mind it for the first several months but then it started to get old. Luckily we deployed shortly after that.
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My first roommate was really fucking weird!!.... we went to AIT together and ended up getting stuck in the same section on germany..
This mofo was into that wicken stuff and was dirty as hell...he swore up and down he can levitate.. with his weird candles and shit.. told my section chief at the time I need my own room.. I was the only e1 at the time with my own room..
Dude got kicked out for child porn.. sicko
I dont know, he likes them young I guess. I have him on Facebook and the girls he posts pictures with look pretty young and he is around 30 now. Lol
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Not Gona lie bro.. I'm 38 and I use to date girls between 22-26.. I look young my damn self, but the European girls act different here.. both my ex wives are 36 and now my current girlfriend is 33.. on tinder it said 26 lol... But I'm glad I stuck with her.. beautiful Moroccan that keeps me level headed and don't mind my gear use.. just as long my head don't get big lol
My first roommate was really fucking weird!!.... we went to AIT together and ended up getting stuck in the same section on germany..
This mofo was into that wicken stuff and was dirty as hell...he swore up and down he can levitate.. with his weird candles and shit.. told my section chief at the time I need my own room.. I was the only e1 at the time with my own room..
Dude got kicked out for child porn.. sicko
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There was this guy, Casner. Crazy and weird. I was in my car one night talking to my girlfriend on my phone, (roomate was jaming out to reggaton) and I hear a knock on my window. It was Casner, he asked me where he could find some prostitutes. Mind you, he was strange and I never had said more than a couple words to him before...
Same guy, my roommate and I kept hearing strang things outside our window, we would open up the window and look out and see nothing. After a buddy saw him we found out it was Casner and he would press himself against the building so we couldnt see him when we would open the window. He was hanging out under our window stealing our internet. I also think he broke into my room when I was on leave and ordered a bunch of porn. Luckily the cable company believed I didnt order it and didn't charge me.
Lastly, this guy was so ate up he didn't deploy with us and got chaptered out. We didn't even let him shoot with us at the range because we were afraid he would go Private Pyle.
There was this guy, Casner. Crazy and weird. I was in my car one night talking to my girlfriend on my phone, (roomate was jaming out to reggaton) and I hear a knock on my window. It was Casner, he asked me where he could find some prostitutes. Mind you, he was strange and I never had said more than a couple words to him before...
Same guy, my roommate and I kept hearing strang things outside our window, we would open up the window and look out and see nothing. After a buddy saw him we found out it was Casner and he would press himself against the building so we couldnt see him when we would open the window. He was hanging out under our window stealing our internet. I also think he broke into my room when I was on leave and ordered a bunch of porn. Luckily the cable company believed I didnt order it and didn't charge me.
Lastly, this guy was so ate up he didn't deploy with us and got chaptered out. We didn't even let him shoot with us at the range because we were afraid he would go Private Pyle.
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Lol
These army stories are hilarious.. we was deployed to Kosovo one time and this one soldier...valzkirwski. or some shit like that was standing outside the door at parade rest.. I walked by and he telling me he see dead heads in a drip pan.. this dude was so ate up he came to formation in wet ass PT clothes straight from the laundry....
One time we was in the motor pool we had a uniform inspection.. let me tell u on this day this kids uniform was sharp I mean iron pressed..shinny was boots, But one problem!! He had no us army tag or make tag on his bdu's lol...he got chapter out for being mental.. My soldier was his roommate.. damn he was strange
I think he faked the whole thing just to get out
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