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I BETTER NOT HAVE THAT MOTHERF*ING KILLER FLU

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  • #16
    Originally posted by sana
    well, fine. you can forget about that hour long blow job i was gonna give you :sillyfu:
    :sperm:

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    • #17
      Originally posted by sana
      well, fine. you can forget about that hour long blow job i was gonna give you :sillyfu:
      The BJ woulda sucked anyways:

      1) By the time tomorrow rolls around, you'll probably have hellish
      nasal congestion...meaning you'd have to have took a break
      every few seconds to breathe...which kills the momentum and
      makes the BJ less enjoyable

      2) Raw, inflamed throat = no deep-throating

      3) Looking down at a girl's face that's giving you a blow-job and
      seeing her nose running liquid snot all over her upper lip and
      the base of your schlong tends to kill the mood

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      • #18
        i get a stuffy nose everytime i give a blow job anyway. i dunno why?

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        • #19
          ???that's odd

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          • #20
            lol

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            • #21
              yeah, if i get really into it, it can get really congested. maybe i'm allergic to penis?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by sana
                yeah, if i get really into it, it can get really congested. maybe i'm allergic to penis?

                :eek: Bouncer, better get her some Claritin!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Keiser
                  BJs are overrated.
                  your crazy. i like them better then sex.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by sana
                    i get a stuffy nose everytime i give a blow job anyway. i dunno why?
                    :eek:

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                      your crazy. i like them better then sex.
                      only homos speak like this :ghey:

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by sana
                        i get a stuffy nose everytime i give a blow job anyway. i dunno why?

                        Overflow!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                          your crazy. i like them better then sex.
                          :agree:

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by The_Jarhead

                            BTW - the flu shot is EVIL. every year they made us get them in the Marines and every year I got the flu.
                            I haven't had a shot in the six year I've been out and haven't had the flu once.
                            BUMP! :mad:

                            I got it 3 times in the army, and became near death ill the next day!

                            I avoid flu shots like fat women and potholes.. :agree:

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by bigpetefox


                              I avoid flu shots like fat women and potholes.. :agree:

                              :eek:

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                              • #30
                                it mgiht be sars sana?









                                j/k but see u shoudlnt have said my cold was killer flu u jinxe durself woman tough shit now :p

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