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  • overheard my wife and her friends.

    the girls get together and drink margaritas on the weekends. they were talking about penises. one said "its not the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean" mimicking a man's voice they all busted out laughing and and they said thats what you tell a guy with a little dick to make him feel better when you couldnt cum. i spit my ice tea all over the floor laughing so hard. i stepped out from the hall and withstood a volley of pretzels. just thought i would share, i thought it funny.

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    :eek: girls night out:eek: My girls friends sux, i dont like them or trust them

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    • #3
      Re: overheard my wife and her friends.

      Originally posted by jipped genes
      one said "its not the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean" mimicking a man's voice they all busted out laughing and and they said thats what you tell a guy with a little dick to make him feel better when you couldnt cum.

      so you mean they were all lying to me? :bawl:

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      • #4
        then those girls don't know how to vocalize to there man how to make them cum. The fact that a guy doesn't have a 12 inch dick doesn't mean a girl can't enjoy it. they just need to put some thought into it. maybe there lies the problem. ;)

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        • #5
          Like we all didn't know this was bullshit already. Of course size makes a difference...There has to be a reason why everyone wants to sell us stuff to make our dicks bigger....I get 50 emails a day trying to sell me that stuff. I still think what they need is thickness not length...I am average size nothing special but I am as thick as a coke can and I have always heard "my GOD you are so big"...I am not big I am thick....Then again They might be lying to me....lol.....after all, we knew they were having that conversation you overheard but I never have heard it personally....I just suspected it.

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          • #6
            i say ram it into their corn-shute, and then let them tell you that size doesn't matter ;)

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            • #7
              To some women, size is all that matters, to other's it's their lover's skill. Just like men like different size breasts, women vary in their prefferences of cocks. To make a woman feel good, you don't need a huge dick, you need skill.

              Take a look at the vibes and dildo's that women buy for themselves...they're usually going for the smaller sizes. It's usually the men who buy women bigger ones.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
                To some women, size is all that matters, to other's it's their lover's skill. Just like men like different size breasts, women vary in their prefferences of cocks. To make a woman feel good, you don't need a huge dick, you need skill.

                Take a look at the vibes and dildo's that women buy for themselves...they're usually going for the smaller sizes. It's usually the men who buy women bigger ones.
                I agree but won't you also agree that some women are too big in their vagina cavity that they need a bigger penis to satisfy them.

                I say find a small woman if you have a small dick,that way it will fit like a glove I mean that's how Sana and Bouncer met :rofl:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by IntensityX
                  I agree but won't you also agree that some women are too big in their vagina cavity that they need a bigger penis to satisfy them.
                  That's a good point. Just as the rest of our bodies are different sizes, the vaginal cavities of women must also vary greatly. Kegels are also important to keep women tight (especially after childbirth and as they get older).

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                  • #10
                    the things girls talk about..lol

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                    • #11
                      isn't it that all the nerves in the vagina are located in the 1st couple of inches into the opening? everytihng after that is pretty much dead... it does supposedly feel good to have it all filled but it's the front that matters most...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LOCO
                        isn't it that all the nerves in the vagina are located in the 1st couple of inches into the opening? everytihng after that is pretty much dead... it does supposedly feel good to have it all filled but it's the front that matters most...
                        I think so,if you can do some techniques like karma sutra or tantric and can manipulate that area then you can really stimulate a woman without going real deep,hell my first girlfriend didn't want me all the way in,she only wanted me in about 3 inches and since I knew some techniques I really pleased her big time.

                        Plus I think that having oral skills is just as important,if you know how to suck pussy really good then a woman has a friend for life :D

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LOCO
                          isn't it that all the nerves in the vagina are located in the 1st couple of inches into the opening? everytihng after that is pretty much dead... it does supposedly feel good to have it all filled but it's the front that matters most...
                          Not all of the nerves, but yes, most of the pleasure a woman feels is in the first few inches. There are basically 3 kinds of orgasms women have...clitoral, g-spot, and cul-de-sac. Clitoral is self explanatory, g-spot is best achieved in the first few inches inside, and cul-de-sac is deep inside.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Gongshow
                            the things girls talk about..lol
                            LOL We talk about lots of things. :D

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                            • #15
                              lol great avatar MrsPuddles

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