the girls get together and drink margaritas on the weekends. they were talking about penises. one said "its not the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean" mimicking a man's voice they all busted out laughing and and they said thats what you tell a guy with a little dick to make him feel better when you couldnt cum. i spit my ice tea all over the floor laughing so hard. i stepped out from the hall and withstood a volley of pretzels. just thought i would share, i thought it funny.
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overheard my wife and her friends.
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Re: overheard my wife and her friends.
Originally posted by jipped genes
one said "its not the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean" mimicking a man's voice they all busted out laughing and and they said thats what you tell a guy with a little dick to make him feel better when you couldnt cum.
so you mean they were all lying to me? :bawl:
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Like we all didn't know this was bullshit already. Of course size makes a difference...There has to be a reason why everyone wants to sell us stuff to make our dicks bigger....I get 50 emails a day trying to sell me that stuff. I still think what they need is thickness not length...I am average size nothing special but I am as thick as a coke can and I have always heard "my GOD you are so big"...I am not big I am thick....Then again They might be lying to me....lol.....after all, we knew they were having that conversation you overheard but I never have heard it personally....I just suspected it.
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To some women, size is all that matters, to other's it's their lover's skill. Just like men like different size breasts, women vary in their prefferences of cocks. To make a woman feel good, you don't need a huge dick, you need skill.
Take a look at the vibes and dildo's that women buy for themselves...they're usually going for the smaller sizes. It's usually the men who buy women bigger ones.
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I agree but won't you also agree that some women are too big in their vagina cavity that they need a bigger penis to satisfy them.Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
To some women, size is all that matters, to other's it's their lover's skill. Just like men like different size breasts, women vary in their prefferences of cocks. To make a woman feel good, you don't need a huge dick, you need skill.
Take a look at the vibes and dildo's that women buy for themselves...they're usually going for the smaller sizes. It's usually the men who buy women bigger ones.
I say find a small woman if you have a small dick,that way it will fit like a glove I mean that's how Sana and Bouncer met :rofl:
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That's a good point. Just as the rest of our bodies are different sizes, the vaginal cavities of women must also vary greatly. Kegels are also important to keep women tight (especially after childbirth and as they get older).Originally posted by IntensityX
I agree but won't you also agree that some women are too big in their vagina cavity that they need a bigger penis to satisfy them.
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I think so,if you can do some techniques like karma sutra or tantric and can manipulate that area then you can really stimulate a woman without going real deep,hell my first girlfriend didn't want me all the way in,she only wanted me in about 3 inches and since I knew some techniques I really pleased her big time.Originally posted by LOCO
isn't it that all the nerves in the vagina are located in the 1st couple of inches into the opening? everytihng after that is pretty much dead... it does supposedly feel good to have it all filled but it's the front that matters most...
Plus I think that having oral skills is just as important,if you know how to suck pussy really good then a woman has a friend for life :D
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Not all of the nerves, but yes, most of the pleasure a woman feels is in the first few inches. There are basically 3 kinds of orgasms women have...clitoral, g-spot, and cul-de-sac. Clitoral is self explanatory, g-spot is best achieved in the first few inches inside, and cul-de-sac is deep inside.Originally posted by LOCO
isn't it that all the nerves in the vagina are located in the 1st couple of inches into the opening? everytihng after that is pretty much dead... it does supposedly feel good to have it all filled but it's the front that matters most...
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