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    One-Eyed Pirate - While doing a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around bust in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She'll be hopping around on one leg while holding her shin and covering her eye screaming, "arghhhhh arghhhh arghhhh".

    One-Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over your junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".


    Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partne'rs face and / or mouth

    Afterblow - This happens the second a girl is done giving you a blowjob. You immediately rip ass right in her face.

    Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    Alien - Cross your first two fingers and last two fingers. Insert your crossed index and middle finger into her pussy and your crossed ring pinky and ring finger into her ass. Make strange extra terrestrial like noises for added effect.


    Angry Santa - While sitting down have a girl sitting on your lap, riding your cock. She should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in her ear that you have a present for her, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into her ass. Grab her tits ferociously and yell ³HO! HO! HO!² for added effect

  • #2
    lol angry santa is great,.....where do you get these?
    And have any of you guys heard of the dragon?

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    • #3
      Dragon - When a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth. When she is about to swallow, give her a karate chop to the neck, forcing the semen out her nose, like flames from a dragon.

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      • #4
        Dragon - When a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth. When she is about to swallow, give her a karate chop to the neck, forcing the semen out her nose, like flames from a dragon.

        Dragon Bubbler - When a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth. When she is about to swallow, give her a karate chop to the neck, forcing the semen out her nose, like flames from a dragon.

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        • #5
          wooo lol damn.........I heard some chick was gonna let Howard Stern do that shit to her....wow.

          Any more????!!!

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          • #6
            Naked Eyes - Some gross sexual image that sticks in your head for the rest of your life. In my case a fat lunch lady shaving her pubes with a rusty butter knife. Name is from the band that sang the song "Always something there to remind me".

            Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occurred when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with a really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butthole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life

            Paint Shaker - When a woman is on all fours and she is getting banged from behind from one man and is giving oral to another man. The two men do her in a rhythm so that she moves back and forth quickly like the machine that shakes a paint can at the hardware store.

            Peanut Butter Poodle - When going down on a chick in the dark, rub peanut butter on her sweet snatch. Then have her (or your) dog lick the rest of it off, without her knowing

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            • #7
              Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet

              Scooter Pie - When one of your friends passes out drunk... you and your friends take turns rubbing your bare asses up and down his face


              Uni-Brow - The hair in-between your balls and your ass that connects your ass hair and your pubes.

              Up on Blocks - When a women is on her period. The term comes from a car under service. It is undriveable because it is "up on blocks"

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              • #8
                phunny, where do you come up with this shit?

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                • #9
                  gross

                  gross LOL

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                  • #10
                    Chilidog - take a shit on woman's chest and titty fuck her...

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                    • #11
                      Jackal that is some sick shit. lol

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