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One-Eyed Pirate - While doing a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around bust in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She'll be hopping around on one leg while holding her shin and covering her eye screaming, "arghhhhh arghhhh arghhhh".
One-Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over your junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".
Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partne'rs face and / or mouth
Afterblow - This happens the second a girl is done giving you a blowjob. You immediately rip ass right in her face.
Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Alien - Cross your first two fingers and last two fingers. Insert your crossed index and middle finger into her pussy and your crossed ring pinky and ring finger into her ass. Make strange extra terrestrial like noises for added effect.
Angry Santa - While sitting down have a girl sitting on your lap, riding your cock. She should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in her ear that you have a present for her, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into her ass. Grab her tits ferociously and yell ³HO! HO! HO!² for added effect
One-Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over your junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".
Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partne'rs face and / or mouth
Afterblow - This happens the second a girl is done giving you a blowjob. You immediately rip ass right in her face.
Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Alien - Cross your first two fingers and last two fingers. Insert your crossed index and middle finger into her pussy and your crossed ring pinky and ring finger into her ass. Make strange extra terrestrial like noises for added effect.
Angry Santa - While sitting down have a girl sitting on your lap, riding your cock. She should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in her ear that you have a present for her, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into her ass. Grab her tits ferociously and yell ³HO! HO! HO!² for added effect
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