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> Six married men
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> will be dropped
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> on an island
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> with
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> 1 car
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> and
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> 4 kids
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> each,
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> for 6 weeks.
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> Each kid plays two sports and either
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> takes
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> music or
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> dance classes.
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> There is no access to fast food.
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> ***
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> Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
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> assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
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> science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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> The men only have access to television when the
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> kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is
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> only one TV between them
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> and .
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> there is NO REMOTE
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> *****
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> The men must shave their legs,
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> wear makeup daily,
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> which they must apply themselves,
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> either while driving or
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> while making four lunches.
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> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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> make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
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> a tortilla and one marker;
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> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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> ****
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> The last man wins .......
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> only if ..............
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> he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
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> moment's notice.
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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again>
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> for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called
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> "Mother."
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> *****
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> *****
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> One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they
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> automatically get voted off.
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> NEXT
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> SURVIVOR
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> SERIES
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> Six married men
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> will be dropped
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> on an island
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> with
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> 1 car
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> and
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> 4 kids
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> each,
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> for 6 weeks.
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> Each kid plays two sports and either
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>
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> takes
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>
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>
>
>
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> music or
>
>
>
>
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>
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> dance classes.
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> There is no access to fast food.
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> ***
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>
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> Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
>
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>
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>
>
>
> assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The men only have access to television when the
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is
>
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>
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>
>
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> only one TV between them
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>
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> and .
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> there is NO REMOTE
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> *****
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>
>
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>
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> The men must shave their legs,
>
>
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>
>
>
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> wear makeup daily,
>
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>
>
>
>
>
> which they must apply themselves,
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>
>
>
>
>
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> either while driving or
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>
>
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>
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> while making four lunches.
>
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>
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> *****
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>
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>
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> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> a tortilla and one marker;
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
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>
>
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ****
>
>
>
>
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>
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> The last man wins .......
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>
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>
>
>
>
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>
>
> only if ..............
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
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>
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>
>
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> moment's notice.
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>
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> *
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> *
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> *
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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called
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>
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> "Mother."
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> *****
>
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> *****
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> One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they
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> automatically get voted off.
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