Joke of the day!!

[Jenny]

Originally posted by INTIMID8OR3
OK Jenny
You must think we all have real bad memories cos NJJUCIER did that one on page 1 :rofl: :rofl:

yup I just seen that and was about to delete my post but you beet me to it. he he next time I should read the whole tread .

[Puddles]

Originally posted by stonecold54
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides
over and whispers, "What'd you get?"


"Three months vacation and five good leads."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Puddles]

How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?

She put the pacifier back in his ass. :moon:

[Stonecold54]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?

She put the pacifier back in his ass. :moon:

:eek:

[Jenny]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?

She put the pacifier back in his ass. :moon:

lmfao:rofl:

[Bouncer]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?

She put the pacifier back in his ass. :moon:

:mad:

[Puddles]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
:mad:

:baby:

[Friggemall]

Him: You know what it feels like to have to go pee really bad?

Her: Yes

Him: Then feel me and see if I gotta go!

[sana]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?

She put the pacifier back in his ass. :moon:

:rofl:

i think this should win for joke of the week :D

[Bouncer]

Originally posted by sana
:rofl:

i think this should win for joke of the week :D

bah. :mad:

[sana]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
bah. :mad:

love you :staypuff:

[Incredible Bulk]

A man is standing at the register of a hardware store while a clerk rings up his items.
"Excuse me, sir," says a woman in line behind the man. "But I couldn't help but notice back in the plumbing supplies aisle that you were calling your wife Crisco. Is that her real name?"
"Oh, no," says the man. "That's just a pet name I use for her in public."
"What do you call her at home?" ask the woman.
"Lard Ass" replied the man.

[kwik20r]

lol

[Cory]

Originally posted by Incredible Bulk
A man is standing at the register of a hardware store while a clerk rings up his items.
"Excuse me, sir," says a woman in line behind the man. "But I couldn't help but notice back in the plumbing supplies aisle that you were calling your wife Crisco. Is that her real name?"
"Oh, no," says the man. "That's just a pet name I use for her in public."
"What do you call her at home?" ask the woman.
"Lard Ass" replied the man.

:rofl:

[Cory]

The sign on the plastic sergeon's office:

"MAY WE PICK YOUR NOSE"