Joke of the day!!

[Incredible Bulk]

One more:

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."
"You miss me that much?" she asks.
"No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast.

[Stonecold54]

Originally posted by Incredible Bulk
One more:

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."
"You miss me that much?" she asks.
"No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Bigdawg1468]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
>screwed him for ten million bucks.
>
>This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his
>attorney, who knows sign language.
>
>The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
>embezzled from me?"
>
>The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
>million dollars is hidden.
>
>The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
>The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
>talking about."
>
>That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,puts it to the
>bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
>
>The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
>don't tell him!"
>
>The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
>briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
>Queens!"
>
>The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
>
>The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
>trigger.