Had to go to the ER today..

[hitmansb]

Bouncer, gotta hit the water harder. A high fiber diet without a high water intake to go along with it will lead to constipation every time.

Might want to look into taking some docusate sodium capsules (stool softener) too, or else you may risk tearing your O-ring to all hell passing massive logs. Doubling up on essential oils might be a good idea too....grease the skids, so to speak.

Okay, that's enough serious talk. Now I just have to come out with the complulsory "I always knew you were full of shit":rofl:

[beefcake]

I believe they say that vitamin b12 is a good solution to constipation. Might as well pin some with your test.

[Bouncer]

I think the water thing is right. I havent been getting my full gallon and a half lately. I will be drinking it from now on though.

The doc gave me some kind of liquid that he gives to people that are having a coloscopy. It is suppoesed to clean the pipes out quick. lol. I just had my first dose. lol

[Primal Instinct]

^ he's probably on the toilet right now! LOL

[hitmansb]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
I think the water thing is right. I havent been getting my full gallon and a half lately. I will be drinking it from now on though.

The doc gave me some kind of liquid that he gives to people that are having a coloscopy. It is suppoesed to clean the pipes out quick. lol. I just had my first dose. lol

You better hope that works, bro....

If not, Sana might have to jam an enema into ya....:eek:

[Bouncer]

Originally posted by Primal Instinct
^ he's probably on the toilet right now! LOL

dude it sucks!! i will be on the tiolet just squirting shit out. then when i think it done and i get done wiping i have to shit again. its a never ending cycle!!

[blm]

:rofl:

[blm]

Time to invest! :rofl:

[Bouncer]

Originally posted by blm
Time to invest! :rofl:

that looks like my bathroom bro. i have a few extra soft tiolet paper rolls sitting out. i also have those little wet towells to wipe the shit splash off. lol

[Pumpdogg]

Glad you are alright Biggin... that would be some scarry stuff right there..

PD

[Timber]

so you puitting pics on rate my poo

[Shibby]

There is seriously something wrong with you

[MuGGsy]

Originally posted by Shibby
There is seriously something wrong with you

hahaha

[Puddles]

You need the new Charmin Mega Roll...it's like toilet paper all geared up.

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/home.shtml

Play the little clip. :)

[NYCmitch25]

Scary, i'm glad to hear your ok bro.