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[Bouncer]

honey, he's not worth it. he's a douchebag. :agreed:

dont get jealous, you just want me all to yourself.

[dna9488]

16, actually.

Welcome to the board. Bouncer is King Dumbass around here. Go work on your paper, lol.

[Bouncer]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: i am doing well
You: i just took my meds :)
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: i see
You: no stupid fuck, not like that
You: i am talkin about steroids
You: God!!!
Stranger: thats cool i guess
You: it sure is
You: where you from?
Stranger: massachussetts
You: eh
You: I am from Jersey
Stranger: thats cool
You: Guido fist pump motherfucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:agreed:

[mofo]

it will be a sneak attack.

NICE! i should just walk around hunched over in a miniskirt with no undies then. :rofl::rofl:

[Bouncer]

It wasn't difficult, as he posted a link. I apologize if I'm intruding. I wouldn't have posted usually, but I found the undue reference to my sex and age rather unflattering, and felt that it should be corrected.

intrude all you want bb. :hibb:

[dna9488]

It wasn't difficult, as he posted a link. I apologize if I'm intruding. I wouldn't have posted usually, but I found the undue reference to my sex and age rather unflattering, and felt that it should be corrected.

lol... naw you're good

[Bouncer]

NICE! i should just walk around hunched over in a miniskirt with no undies then. :rofl::rofl:

:beaver::drool:

[mofo]

It wasn't difficult, as he posted a link. I apologize if I'm intruding. I wouldn't have posted usually, but I found the undue reference to my sex and age rather unflattering, and felt that it should be corrected.

understandable. so what's this paper about?

[Bouncer]

i bet she is writing a paper about her experience with talking to the greatest playboy that new jersey has ever produced. :lmao:

[imalni]

understandable. so what's this paper about?

I'm not actually sure, yet. Possibly GMOs? It was due last friday, but I was conveniently ill.

[imalni]

i bet she is writing a paper about her experience with talking to the greatest playboy that new jersey has ever produced. :lmao:

And who would that be?

[mofo]

:beaver::drool:

probably would have heels too. aren't you tall?

[dna9488]

Hey bouncer, nobody likes jersey. WTF???

Stranger: hey
You: hey, how you doin
Stranger: good
Stranger: you?
You: hanging in there
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 27, M, Jersey
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mofo]

I'm not actually sure, yet. Possibly GMOs? It was due last friday, but I was conveniently ill.

conveniently? GMOs? is this an open topic paper?

[dna9488]

probably would have heels too. aren't you tall?

He's like 5ft 2