LOL @ the bible

[Shibby]

Look it up that is not even what it says. That is a very bad paraphrase.

13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

15Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

16And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;

17And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.

18And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;

19And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.

20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

It's paraphrasing that still means the same thing. So for all those anti-gay religious bigots; A marriage according to the bible is between a man and a virgin woman. But I guess we can bend the rule just a bit so we can keep our theological delusions through time.

[Shibby]

Sorry to say you guys arent all that bright.The bible is real.Jesus put a stop to stoning.Explain this the bible says He sat on the circle of the world.Proclaiming the world was round about 1500 yrs before science knew.

The bible tells us things are true so they must be. What kind of blind faith isn't laughable. The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster tells me things that are true. I guess we should just believe what we read, let the people in power control our minds and walk apathetic through life.

[decadecadeca]

'God is the Product of Human Weakness' a letter by Albert Einstein

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. ... For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstition. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong ... have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything “chosen” about them." - Albert Einstein

Letters of Note: The word God is the product of human weakness

I went to school with Albert.

He was always a cunt.

[Bouncer]

I went to school with Albert.

He was always a cunt.

i laughed out loud. :thumup:

[Gods Son]

Albert is in hell now brother.These points you make are tricks of satan.Resist the evil one and he will flee from you. Isnt your views another fullfillment of prophacy? A decline in believers. So you really believe a man 2000 yrs ago taught and preached,and his word lasted 2000 yrs and counting,if he was bogus?Do you know how many have claimed to be messiah yet they were all forgotten because they were false. Allah is Satan.Buddah is satan.Scientology is satan.U are confussed.I dont understand why but many Catholics abandon belief,In part because they follow a mere man, hence pope, and not god. I hope yall find jesus,i really do. Lets get back to bodybuilding

[Gods Son]

BTW to all the gays who hate the bible because it supposedly condemns them needs to read it.It says he frowns on them.They can be forgiven thats the beauty.If hitler had asked forgiveness he wud have got it and be in heaven.Jesus said to judas when he set him up.Why do thou come as withered friend. meaning he would forgive him,if he asked it.

[Scrumhalf]

[dna9488]

^ :lmao: at the God and Santa Claus comparison

[the art of war]

LOL @ Shib fly sphaghetti

but yea, lets get back to body building , im blending my prop and cyp for next cycle :weights:

[Timma]

Hey Gods Son! do you actually know this Jesus and God? Have you actually met them? Because what you're spouting sounds like you know them personally or something.

[Timma]

BTW to all the gays who hate the bible because it supposedly condemns them needs to read it.It says he frowns on them.They can be forgiven thats the beauty.If hitler had asked forgiveness he wud have got it and be in heaven.Jesus said to judas when he set him up.Why do thou come as withered friend. meaning he would forgive him,if he asked it.

I thought that god and jesus are supposed to be loving to everyone and accepting no matter who they are. He frowns upon them? They are human beings just like everyone else and havent done anything wrong. Yet on the same token this God will forgive a pedophile. Seriously?

[Gods Son]

No one knows the father accept by the son. Yes,I know Jesus. You do to if you want.

[Gods Son]

I thought that god and jesus are supposed to be loving to everyone and accepting no matter who they are. He frowns upon them? They are human beings just like everyone else and havent done anything wrong. Yet on the same token this God will forgive a pedophile. Seriously?

All sins are forgivable,the sexual imortality of homos can be forgiven.He is faithful and just to forgive.Only Blasphamy of the holy ghost is not forgivable.In this life or the one to come.

[Timma]

No one knows the father accept by the son. Yes,I know Jesus. You do to if you want.

But my question is have you ever met him and spoken to him face to face?

[Timma]

Bouncer will be all over this one here...

I will be too lol.